"The other girls there were DOGS! I was the best looking one there!
I am exhausted! What a girl has to do to keep herself looking gorgeous these days! They worked on my nails, cut and washed my hair, cleaned my under bite and other various things a girl shouldn't mention here. I begged not to have to go there as I liked myself just the way I was till Mom threatened to use me as a mop to clean her floor. Can you imagine that? Me? I was offended. In fact, after getting back home {finally} Mom dragged me all around the neighborhood on sticky grass. Life just isn't fair for the Fairest of them All! That's what my Daddy tells me. They put a little high dollar perfume on me so I can charm Daddy into just about anything! I heard Mom mention that he's bringing chicken home soon so then I will smile...but not until then! 
Oh, and my name is Reecie Sue. Mom brought me home because I didn't have a place to live anymore. I was only 4 months old and now I can barely remember what it was like before. I love it here...except, "YOU KNOW WHY MOM NAMED ME REECIE SUE?"...well, I don't quite understand it but she said because I had so much Shih Tzu in me that she always wanted a little girl like me to name Sue. She said she always wanted to have a Shi Tzu so she could say, "This is my little SHIT Sue...I don't get it?
So, I have a grumpy look today. No perfect girl should ever have to go through what they just put me through!
And then, Mom gets out the camera. How much can one girl take?
Oh Lord, please let this be over...whew.
So, my day at the Spa was a bit traumatic.
I plan to look for a mud puddle. Gee, if it would only rain!""
See ya Later in the Rain, Reecie Sue
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