Do you remember the Oscar Mayer Weinermobile? When I was a kid, I used to watch the commercials, having high hopes that one day I would see the weinermobile in person. Sadly my dreams were dashed.
Today, we have a real live version of a 'Weiner Gone Wildly Mobile!' It's a prevalent thing these days in Washington DC. Could 'pressure cooker politics' be to blame, having created an environment that makes it virtually impossible to maintain sainthood?
Of course, there's always the possibility that those servants lost their moral compass along the trail. I wonder if our forefathers are rolling in their graves or perhaps asking, 'Where's the beef.' Should we be cutting our politicians some slack or eating them for lunch?
The current day weiner isn't the first to get his buns toasted in the fire... and I'm certain he won't be the last. And with a name like that, how could we expect anything different? Lets have a little fun this weekend! Happy 4th everyone!
One Weiner Leaner ~ A Washington Limerick
There once was a pervert named Weiner,
Who had a conceited demeanor.
Forced from the Hill,
For acting like Bill,
Now Congress is one weiner leaner!