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LAUGH OF THE DAY: An Artificial Sentence...

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Real Estate Agent with Arlington Realty, Inc. VA License #0225 039201

LAUGH OF THE DAY: An Artificial Sentence...

Arlington VA Realtor

A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried a creative defense to get his client free.

"My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few paltry items. His arm is not technically himself, so I fail to see how you can punish the whole body for an offense committed only by his arm."

"Well put," the judge replied with a grin. "Using that same logic, I sentence the defendant's arm to one year's imprisonment. Your client can accompany the arm or not, as he chooses."

The defendant smiled. With his lawyer's help, he detatched his artificial limb, laid it on the bench and walked out.

This laugh courtesy of Mr. Arlington, your source for Arlington VA Homes.

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John Pusa
Glendale, CA

Aaron - Thank you for the very funny blog on sentencing artificial arm.

Jul 03, 2011 06:03 PM
Ted Tyrrell
RE/MAXCamosun (Chatterton) - Victoria, BC
Selling Homes in Beautiful Victoria

The amputee had a smart lawyer--smarter than the judge!

Jul 03, 2011 06:10 PM
Margie Kopp Sorrell
Coldwell Banker Lake Oconee Realty and Lake Country - Greensboro, GA
Lake Oconee Real Estate

My Dad's an attorney. I'll have to show this to him as I'm sure he'll get a laugh from it  : )

Jul 04, 2011 04:02 AM
Team Honeycutt
Allen Tate - Concord, NC

So I wonder if you are a lower limb amputee and you kick the tar out of someone can you just leave the leg behind to take the fall ? :).  ( J )

Jul 07, 2011 03:30 AM