A married man was taking some time for himself, walking along the beach, when he found an old oil lamp. To get a better look at its condition, he tried rubbing the sand off. To his surprise, a genie popped out. "I am the genie of the lamp," he said. "To thank you for freeing me from my prison, I will grant you three wishes. However, you must keep this in mind. Whatever you wish for, your mother-in-law will receive twice as much."
"OK," said the man. "I wish for one billion dollars."
"Wish granted," said the genie. And a billion dollars magically appeared in the man's bank account. At the same exact moment, TWO billion dollars landed in his mother-in-law's account. "What is your second wish. And remember, whatever you wish for, your mother-in-law will receive double."
"I understand," said the man. "I wish for a brand new Ferrari."
"Wish granted," said the genie. A brand new, sparkling red Ferrari magically appeared in the man's garage. Of course, at his mother-in-law's house, there were two brand new, sparkling red Ferraris in the garage.
"OK. You have one final wish. Whatever your heart desires is yours. But, keep in mind, whatever you wish for, your mother-in-law will receive times two."
"I get it. I get it. For my final wish, I want to be beaten HALF to death."
Happy Friday, everybody!
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