LOL Friday - Times Two

By
Services for Real Estate Pros with Second Self Virtual Assistance

genieA married man was taking some time for himself, walking along the beach, when he found an old oil lamp.  To get a better look at its condition, he tried rubbing the sand off.  To his surprise, a genie popped out.  "I am the genie of the lamp," he said.  "To thank you for freeing me from my prison, I will grant you three wishes.  However, you must keep this in mind.  Whatever you wish for, your mother-in-law will receive twice as much."

"OK," said the man.  "I wish for one billion dollars."

"Wish granted," said the genie.  And a billion dollars magically appeared in the man's bank account.  At the same exact moment, TWO billion dollars landed in his mother-in-law's account.  "What is your second wish.  And remember, whatever you wish for, your mother-in-law will receive double."

"I understand," said the man.  "I wish for a brand new Ferrari."

"Wish granted," said the genie.  A brand new, sparkling red Ferrari magically appeared in the man's garage.  Of course, at his mother-in-law's house, there were two brand new, sparkling red Ferraris in the garage.

"OK.  You have one final wish.  Whatever your heart desires is yours.  But, keep in mind, whatever you wish for, your mother-in-law will receive times two."

"I get it.  I get it.  For my final wish, I want to be beaten HALF to death."

Happy Friday, everybody!

 

Heather Chavez, Real Estate Virtual Assistant - Second Self Virtual Assistance: When There Isn't Enough of You to Go Around!

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Comments (8)

Tammy Lankford,
Lane Realty Eatonton, GA Lake Sinclair, Milledgeville, 706-485-9668 - Eatonton, GA
Broker GA Lake Sinclair/Eatonton/Milledgeville

Oh that is just bad bad bad. I sure am glad both my husband and I have GREAT mother-in-laws.

Jul 08, 2011 09:23 AM
Rebecca Gaujot, Realtor®
Lewisburg, WV
Lewisburg WV, the go to agent for all real estate

Heather, that is very funny and bad at the same time :) But, I know there are some who have terrible in-laws...

Jul 08, 2011 11:46 AM
Maggie McFarland
RE/MAX Pearland - Maggie McFarland - Pearland, TX
Pearland Realtor, Homes for Sale in Pearland Texas

Hi Heather! LOL - too funny!

Jul 08, 2011 02:22 PM
Carra Riley & Declan Kenyon
Brokers Guild Cherry Creek Ltd - Westminster, CO
Helping people Transition at all ages!

Heather,  YIKES.. I am a mother-in-law!  Wonder what they are wishing !  Have a great weekend!

Jul 08, 2011 09:47 PM
Heather Chavez
Second Self Virtual Assistance - Caldwell, ID
Real Estate Virtual, Assistant (928) 692-3235

You ARE lucky, Tammy.  I know many others that aren't so lucky.

Definitely, Rebecca.  I do, too.

It made me giggle, Maggie.

I can't imagine anyone thinking you were a horrible mother-in-law, Carra.  Of course, I don't know how you are as a mother-in-law.  I like you as a friend, personally.  :)

Jul 11, 2011 04:13 AM
Mykel Martin
(909) 476-9600 ~ WeLoveSellingRealEstate.com - Rancho Cucamonga, CA
Realty Masters & Associates

Oh OUCH! But nice loophole. :-P

Jul 29, 2011 05:40 PM
Betina Foreman
WJK Realty - Austin, TX
Realtor, C.N.E., with WJK REALTY

Pretty funny he is a clever guy, well more clever than most.

;)

Aug 09, 2011 07:49 AM
Sheldon Neal
Bergen County, NJ - RE/MAX Real Estate Limited - Maywood, NJ
That British Agent Bergen County NJ

LOLOL ! Smart fella !!! ...didnt see that on ecoming ! Thanks for the Chuckle Heather !!!

Aug 09, 2011 04:58 PM

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