Acts 2:38

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Real Estate Agent with KW Elite

A woman had just returned to her home from an evening of church services , when she was startled by an intruder. She caught the man in the act of robbing her home of its valuables and yelled: 'Stop! Acts 2:38!' (Repent and be Baptized, in the name of Jesus Christ, so that your sins may be forgiven.)


The burglar stopped in his tracks. The woman calmly called the police and explained what she had done.


As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked the burglar: 'Why did you just stand there? All the old lady did was yell a scripture to you.


''Scripture?' replied the burglar.. 'She said she had an Axe and two 38s!'

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Rainmaker
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Sheila Anderson
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Good morning Michael. What a great story. I really enjoyed the post and the undelining point. You should really listen. Have a great day.

Jul 09, 2011 03:14 AM #1
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Steve Stenros
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Thanks for the Saturday morning laugh, Michael! I'm now ready to face the day!

Jul 09, 2011 03:15 AM #2
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Virginia Gingras
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Very good!  That means either that we really need to listen better or G-d works in mysterious ways!

Jul 09, 2011 03:17 AM #3
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Ralph Janisch ABR CRS Broker
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Great Chuckle for the morning!  Have a great Saturday!

Jul 09, 2011 03:36 AM #4
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Paul Walker
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Thank Michael,

That one is always good for a chuckle or two!

God's word works in mysterious ways - amen.

 

Jul 09, 2011 04:05 AM #5
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Ted Tyrrell
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Michael, Acts 2:38 is a good verse for all of us. That's a funny twist on it, though.

Jul 09, 2011 07:17 AM #6
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Janice Roosevelt
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Great chuckle, Michael. Thanks.

Jul 13, 2011 11:53 AM #7
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Nick Vandekar, 610-203-4543
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Very funny, I like this. It is good to laugh and enjoy the fact that although it is a joke, stranger things have happened.

Jul 21, 2011 04:57 AM #8
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