Congratulations! You just got licensed! i'm so excited for you! I wanted to personally give you this gift. I know you don't like purple, but this bag is very durable and you'll soon learn to appreciate quality over quantity in this business.
Betty Bookmark opens her purple bag and finds the following:
1. small nails, tacks, washers, screws and heavy dbl sided tape.
2. towing rope
3. hard hat
4. Pancho.
5. Vaseline, aspirin, vodka and smoke.. along with a baseball bat.
6. A 3 pound sledge hammer, regular hammer, screw drivers, measuring tape.
7. jumper cables.
8. 1 roll of don't squeeze the Charmin toilet paper - the good kind.
9. wading boots.
10. emergency deodorant, comb, nose hair clippers, q-tips and mouth wash.
Betty Bookmark rummages through the bag and immediately pulls out the vodka and much to my surprise drinks the entire bottle.
Confused and shocked (even impressed) I ask... what the hell are you doing?!?!
Betty replies,
"I'll be dammed if my ass is going to have a break down on the side of the road with no toilet paper, a dead battery, a picture that needs to be hung in the freezing cold while wearing wading boots in an ugly ass hard hat!! I don't even wanna know what that damn sledge hammer and baseball bat are for!!!
Greg:
I guess we can talk about the vaseline & screws later.
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