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That Home Security System Nearly Killed Me Today.

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Real Estate Agent with Asset Realty

I will just come right out of the gate and admit it was completely my fault. Just because the luxury home was vacant did not mean the security system would not be armed and ready to deal with this unprepared agent.

It started out so easy and relaxed; walking up the nicely landscaped lawn area and casually opening the box, deftly inputting my code with one hand, thumb on the numbers, yanking the carriage out confidently, unlocking front door and grandly opening it wide for full visual effect, on behalf of my client standing beside me. Voila'! And then, the screeching of the alarm........

I had left the copy of the listing in the car. The agent remarks section had the code to disarm. By the time I ran back and grabbed it the entire community alarm system was raging. Bells and buzzers going off literally everywhere. A microphone magnified it from the street entrance to the development! Let's Tell The Entire Neighborhood Gene Has Entered The Building Without His One Sheet!

My client was amused. I was not. In fact, a cocktail is in order just thinking about it.

It won't happen again. I will read the entire page listing agents so generously spell out for me. I will carry it with me . I might even read it twice!

There has to be a few better stories out there. Maybe the spinach salad you had for lunch that miraculously stuck on your teeth for the rest of the day while previewing? Perhaps mismatched shoes you put on in that rush to get to the client's final walkthrough at the new development site? Oh, uh, that was me too.

Come on now, tell me your story, I'm the only one here..........

I'm listening, just for you...

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Lola Audu
Lola Audu~Audu Real Estate~Grand Rapids, MI Real Estate - Grand Rapids, MI
Audu Real Estate~Grand Rapids, MI ~Welcome Home!
This was so funny.  I loved the title.  I can just imagine the scenario and know that it must have been embarrasing but...I Truly Hope you sold a house! :)
Oct 19, 2007 12:22 PM
Michael La Fay
Meadow Lakes Supply Co. - Wasilla, AK

I leave the spinach in my teeth on purpose :-) ... there's something amusing about watching people, do they want to tell you or not??? LOL

I think I am most notorious for mismatched socks... If I think I have nothing to do that day, I don't care if they match... but I have had to take my shoes off and had two wildy different socks on...

Oct 19, 2007 12:24 PM
Gene Dexter
Asset Realty - Seattle, WA
Seattle Realtor
Thanks Lola! It might be a contingency offer. Maybe they'll throw in a year's worth of security alarm service!!!
Oct 19, 2007 12:25 PM
Melissa Kruse
Gryphon - Lewis Center, OH
Today, one of our agents had a tenant in one of the properties we are managing/trying to sell threaten to shoot him if he tried to show the property. Does that count as a story??
Oct 19, 2007 01:15 PM
Robert Whitelaw
Whitelaw & Sons Real Estate Services - Morgan Hill, CA
Broker, CEO, Realtor , ePro
Well... at least it is a lesson learned. I have a few horror stories I suppose, but mine usually related to suprakey malfunctions. Aside from the attack dog that was in the house - that one was fun.
Oct 19, 2007 01:45 PM
Stacy Magid
Century 21 New Millennium - Woodbridge, VA
At least the listing agent provided you the code to disarm.  Thos alarms are awful  Although noone ever hears them but te people in the house.  OUCH!!!!
Oct 19, 2007 01:48 PM
Gary Woltal
Keller Williams Realty - Flower Mound, TX
Assoc. Broker Realtor SFR Dallas Ft. Worth
Gene, the worst followup on an alarm problem is the if the local police charge the homeowner a fine for false alarms, and then YOU have to reimburse them. Real estate can be an expensive occupation to learn lessons. Funny story!
Oct 29, 2007 12:34 AM
Gene Dexter
Asset Realty - Seattle, WA
Seattle Realtor
Absolutely. I think I saw a patrol car coming up the hill as we were leaving. I may indeed get an invoice for this! 
Oct 29, 2007 12:42 AM