Post Closing Blues Funny

Real Estate Agent

Dear fellow agents:


I just want to share with you this because it will bring humor into your life... "and that's a good thing" (Martha Stewart)But first you must know who is Jack. He is a Rat Terrier dog that does not think he is human but is positive he is one of us. He is also exccesive compulsive and must be acknoledge at all times. He knows what you think, he feels what you feel. Ultimately, he is a pain but he is part of the family and must be loved just as he is.

Anyway, it all happened the day after the closing. I had to leave the house at 7am just to be on time for a closing at 9am. I was traveling from Gwinnet county to Cobb county so I was planning to beat traffic. I got there just in time, but the drive was a killer! Although everything went well, it felt like an eternity. I got my check, I was back in Gwinnett, did the "Broker thing",  deposited my share and soon was on my way home just to rest. I walked into the house, like a "zombie". I  saw the reclyner(wich is the most comfortable piece of furniture we own, and sits away from any wall so we can strech or rock or do a 360 angle) as a goal and my body achieved the trip to it. I fell into a deep sleep. All of the sudden Im dreaming I am inside a tornado, and I feel my body spinning and spinning. Also it is rainning cats and dogs, Yet the only part of my body getting wet in a mysterious way is just my face. In my dream "Jack", the dog, speaks loudly out my name. It is so loud I awake! As I open my eyes I see with disorted proportion a snout and a tongue. Jack is standing in two paws, with the front paws on the arm rest of the recliyner. Because my feet were on the foot rest the dog is litterally spinning me as he stands and moves. This explained the tornado, and the rain on just my face, well I guess jack was worried I didnt even say hello to him, so he "kissed the make-up off of me"!

enjoy and visualize

Comments (3)

Barry Shapiro
Broker-Associate - Camarillo, CA
Did it look anything like you were in Kansas?  Were you wearing Ruby Slippers at the time?  LOL :)
Oct 19, 2007 04:57 PM
Ronald Gillis
Southwest Florida Notaries (Mortgage Notary Signing Agent) - Port Charlotte, FL
CNSA Southwest Florida. Notaries, Port Charlotte, 941-7-NOTARY

Dogs and animals for that matter will do some funny things.  They are a part of the family in so many ways!


Oct 19, 2007 04:57 PM
Roberta LaRocca
Simply Vegas Real Estate - Las Vegas, NV
REALTORĀ®, Broker, Salesperson, NV. Lic BS.507
Oh, that is a great story!  I could see it happening and I am sitting here laughing.  I have a Jack Russell terrier who sounds like your dog.  I know what you mean about him thinking he is human and knowing exactly what you are thinking.  Almost a bit scary sometimes, isn't it??
Oct 19, 2007 05:43 PM