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LIE DETECTOR ROBOT

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Managing Real Estate Broker with Fathom Realty PB00068179

 

Dad buys a LIE DETECTOR ROBOT which slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it at dinner. "Son, where were you today?" The son says "at school dad." Robot slaps the son! "Ok, I watched a DVD at my friend’s house!" "What DVD?" "Toy story." Robot slaps the son again! "Ok, it was a porno" cries the son. Dad yells "What! When I was your age I didn't know what porn was!" Robot then slaps the dad! Mom laughs "Hahira! He's certainly YOUR son." Robot then slaps the mom.  I know I laughed at this you what say you???

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Gary L. Waters Broker Associate, Bucci Realty
Bucci Realty, Inc. - Melbourne, FL
Eighteen Years Experience in Brevard County

Cute! I am not sure what to say...slaps for everyone, I guess. Have a great day!

Aug 10, 2011 12:29 AM
Wayne Martin
Wayne M Martin - Chicago, IL
Real Estate Broker - Retired

Sometimes it is best to just keep your mouth shut! Enjoy the day!

Aug 10, 2011 12:32 AM
Cindy Edwards
RE/MAX Checkmate - Johnson City, TN
CRS, GRI, PMN - Northeast Tennessee 423-677-6677

James,

I can always count on you for a laugh in the morning.  Your co-workers must love it when you walk in!  Have a great day.

Aug 10, 2011 12:39 AM
Patricia Feager, MBA, CRS, GRI,MRP
DFW FINE PROPERTIES - Flower Mound, TX
Selling Homes Changing Lives

James,

Keep the laughter coming! That robot was a real visual!

Have a great day! Your humor is infectious!

Aug 10, 2011 12:47 AM
Dr. Paula McDonald
Beam & Branch Realty - Granbury, TX
Granbury, TX 936-203-0279

I am glad that I don't have one of those robots.  Have a really great day.

Aug 10, 2011 01:07 AM
Gary Pike
Better Homes and Gardens Real Estate Metro Brokers - Powder Springs, GA

Good stuff James, thanks as always for posting.

Aug 10, 2011 01:28 AM
Sheila Anderson
Referral Group Incorporated - East Brunswick, NJ
The Real Estate Whisperer Who Listens 732-715-1133

Good morning James. I always look forward to your posts because they make me smile. This one was particularly funny. Have a great day.

Aug 10, 2011 01:45 AM
Donnie McKinney
Purchase Realty Group - Paducah, KY
Donnie McKinney CCIM, Purchase Realty Group

Good one. I'll use that for the opening humorous story at Toastmasters this week ;) Thanks for the post.

Aug 10, 2011 02:46 AM
Kathy Streib
Cypress, TX
Home Stager/Redesign

James- yep... I'm laughing!!!

Aug 10, 2011 07:00 AM
Clint Mckie
Desert Sun Home, commercial Inspections - Carlsbad, NM
Desert Sun Home, Comm. Inspection 1-575-706-5586

Hi James,

It seems it's time to go back to basics.  Forget about the high tech stuff. 

It will only get you in trouble. LOl

Have a great weekend my friend,

Clint Mckie 

Aug 12, 2011 12:02 AM
Rob Thomas
Prestige Homes of The Tri Cities, Inc. CALL....423-341-6954 - Bristol, TN
Bristol TN-VA & Tri Cities Agent, ABR, GRI, e-Pro

James....I guess you should always quit while you're a head!
Hope you have a great day!---Rob

Go Vols!

Aug 12, 2011 12:45 AM