And it was a peaceful 31 days.

By
Real Estate Broker/Owner with WHISPERING PINES REALTY 20398180

I know that some days this would not be all bad until the end!

A man walks into a bar and orders a drink.  He quickly downs it and orders another after the 4th one the bartender starts to get worried about this guy.

"Are you all right Bub?"

"My wife and I got into a fight and now she isn't talking to me for 31 days."

The bar tender thought for a while, "Ok, but isn't that a good thing?."

"Yeah" replied the drinker, Except that tonight is the last night!"

Comments (9)

Larry Bettag
Cherry Creek Mortgage Illinois Residential Mortgage License LMB #0005759 Cherry Creek Mortgage NMLS #: 3001 - Saint Charles, IL
Vice-President of National Production

OK....I'm all over that.  Here comes my wife right now....hmmmmm.

Aug 12, 2011 03:47 PM
Joshua Zargari
MJ Decorators Workshop LI staging and home decorating - Lynbrook, NY
MJ Decorators Workshop

Good morning William.

That is a great way to start the day...lol

Thank you.

Aug 12, 2011 11:18 PM
Marilyn Harrell
Better Homes and Acres - Beaverton, MI
Wixom Lake - Beaverton MI

Ha, the conversation should go very well! Maybe he'll get another 31 days!

Aug 13, 2011 04:17 AM
Gary Woltal
Keller Williams Realty - Flower Mound, TX
Assoc. Broker Realtor SFR Dallas Ft. Worth

Super funny William. I knew there was a twist coming. You are coming up with lots of good ones for all of us to keep chuckling along lately. You must have a storehouse of them.

Aug 13, 2011 05:28 AM
Ted Tyrrell
RE/MAXCamosun (Chatterton) - Victoria, BC
Selling Homes in Beautiful Victoria

I'm sure some of us guys can relate. However, my wife never doesn't talk to me. If we have a disagreement, she wants nothing but talk!

Aug 13, 2011 08:32 AM
Adrian Willanger
206 909-7536 AdrianWillanger-broker.com - Seattle, WA
Profit from my two decades of experience

William, thanks for the laugh, nice surprise punch-line.

 

Best

Aug 13, 2011 09:52 AM
William Feela
WHISPERING PINES REALTY - North Branch, MN
Realtor, Whispering Pines Realty 651-674-5999 No.

Glad everyone enjoyed.  I can relate to this many times over.

Aug 13, 2011 10:57 AM
Randi Brammer
Randi Brammer, Acctg. - Hinckley, MN
Accountant & Tax Preparer

LOL, I am a day late on this one, but it is still funny.  I cn see truth in it.

Aug 14, 2011 02:22 AM
Vern Eaton
Askov, MN
Realtor 651-674-7449

AH Yes, some of the most peaceful days of my life. lol

Aug 14, 2011 02:41 AM

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