Is their life on other planets? We don't know but it is safe to assume so. After-all, there are no end to the solar systems and the galaxies within this Universe. Is there life in Congress? NO. We know conclusively that there is NO life in Congress. We have sent probes to Washington and they all come back with zero readings on intelligent life
PART TIME WORKERS FOR A FULL TIME JOB
You see congress and all the rest of the elite power ruling class cannot be bothered with full time work. That is why they don't hold sessions until things are resolved. They only stay long enough to say they met, they argue and then go. Now where they go is no mystery either
WHERE THEY ARE WELL KNOWN
There are no end to the dining choices in the Washington area where you can walk into any one of them and all of Congress is known by their first names. Even what they order (the usual) is well known. Some are even surprised with the chef's special as a reward for frequenting the establishment.
IT'S ON ME
Now, they don't go alone, everyone takes their secretaries, their pages, their hairdresser, tailor, all family members and of course take turns on treating each other. It is only fair that the same person doesn't pay all the time. They take turns using the different expense accounts treating each other
OTHER MEETINGS
In between dining pleasures, they are off into other meetings of one sort or another. Long secret gatherings where 75 year old scotch is served while they hammer out serious problems affecting the Nation. After a few of those, a vacation is needed sorely. It is not easy for Congress now a days
The search for life continues both on and off....the planet
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