Foam Yer Flash!

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Home Inspector with Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC 3380-000723

Do you ever go outside to look at your roof and just know the flashing isn't working?

Or go into the attic to lay more and more plywood over your insulation so you can further crush it with boxes of books only to see how much water is getting into your attic space?

Well, you will have that worry no more!

Hi folks!  Billy Jays here!

I know I don't like that feeling!

So do I have a solution?

OF COURSE I DO!  I'M BILLY JAYS!

Introducing Foam Yer Flash!

With Foam Yer Flash! you can flash your roof in a flash!

It's a handyman in a can!

Imagine how special you are going to feel when your neighbors look up and see how quickly and gorgeously you have finished off that roof!

I know I'd love that feeling too!

So call now!

And if you call in the next twenty minutes, cause we can't do this all day, I'll throw in my new applicator I call Flashicator! 

Now you can Foam Yer Flash! FAST, FAST, FAST with Flashicator!

Just hook it up and get started!

So call now!

And when you do call, be sure to ask our Phone Artiste about my new book, "Foamaninals!"

With Foamanimals you can create any one of dozens of foam animals on your roof!

And don't be shy!  You can do more than one!  Just look at how this happy Foam Yer Flash! customer created his favorite animal, the pesky prairie dog, on his roof!  Look at it standing there like a little sentry!  How cute!

See how easy it is to use the Flashicator!

Of course you do!

SO CALL NOW!

And, as always, because I'm Billy Jays, every order comes with a free case of fictive and famously fresh Lotsa Nuts!

When you fee like a snack eat Lotsa Nuts!

Cause you are what you eat!

Take it from me, Billy Jays, get Foam Yer Flash! and your life, and your house, will change forever!

SO CALL NOW!

 

 

Posted by

Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC  

Based in Bristow, serving all of Northern Virginia.

Office (703) 330-6388   Cell (703) 585-7560

www.jaymarinspect.com


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Rainmaker
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Kenneth Cole
Weichert Realtors Appleseed Group, 2043 Richmond Ave. S.I.N.Y. 10314. office phone 718-698-9797, Appleseedhomes.com... - Staten Island, NY
NYS Licensed Real Estate Salesperson

It's the early bird that catches the worms.  You crack me up Mr. Billy Jay. Good morning.

Aug 21, 2011 10:34 PM #1
Rainmaker
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Jay Markanich
Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC - Bristow, VA
Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia

Why not have some fun with it Ken?

But, if I was you, I'd call now.  Really.

Aug 21, 2011 10:38 PM #2
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Debbie Gartner
The Flooring Girl - White Plains, NY
The Flooring Girl & Blog Stylist -Dynamo Marketers

Sounds like a great DIY project.  While they're at it, they can add new siding to the house too.  No insurance needed.

Aug 21, 2011 10:39 PM #3
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Jay Markanich
Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC - Bristow, VA
Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia

Insurance Debbie?  Billy would NEVER want anyone to call insurance.  Have you called yet?

Aug 21, 2011 10:41 PM #4
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Andrea Swiedler
Berkshire Hathaway HomeServices New England Properties - New Milford, CT
Realtor, Southern Litchfield County CT

Jay, Billy Jay is certainly on the cutting edge of DIY projects. Why call a pesky roofer when you can DIY! And the foam animal art, that is a plus too!

I am a die hard duct tape person myself, my second choice is the rubber/baling wire method, but Billy Jay could tempt me to change my ways! Foam Yer Flash has many, many possibilities.

Aug 21, 2011 11:41 PM #5
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Jay Markanich
Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC - Bristow, VA
Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia

Andrea - all I can say is what he would say:  call now!

Aug 21, 2011 11:43 PM #6
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Ed Silva
RE/MAX Professionals, CT 203-206-0754 - Waterbury, CT
Central CT Real Estate Broker Serving all equally

Jay, I'm confused. I bought the special introductory package of Foam Yer Flash, and got all the extra bonuses as well, including the special we didn't tell you about this bonus of duct tape. But there were no instructions, so I don't know if I'm supposed to use it from outside in or inside out? 

Aug 22, 2011 12:32 AM #7
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Clint Mckie
Desert Sun Home, commercial Inspections - Carlsbad, NM
Desert Sun Home, Comm. Inspection 1-575-706-5586

Hi Jay,

I had a buyer the other day say "can I just foam that"?

I told him "NO".

It would look too bad and would have to be trimmed off and that's only after it had expanded and dried.

Some think foam is the answer to everything.

best, Clint Mckie

Aug 22, 2011 12:34 AM #8
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Michael Thornton
RadnorLake Video - Nashville, TN
Nashville Area - Photography & Videography

Good Morning, Jay. You have me foaming at the mouth to purchase not one, but two cans of this s***...

Aug 22, 2011 01:02 AM #9
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Robert Butler
Aspect Inspection - Montreal West Island, QC
Montreal Home Inspector | Aspect Inspection

Where's the number to call? I need two cans  cases of it right away. Now where did I leave that roll of duct tape?

Aug 22, 2011 02:02 AM #10
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Don MacLean
Simolari & MacLean REMAX EXECUTIVE REALTY - Franklin, MA
Realtor - Homes For Sale - Franklin MA

Let me get this right,

    I get a can of Foam yer Flash, Flashicator, a book and a case of nuts. You'll have the handyman lining up to buy this let alone the do it yourselfer lol

Can I use this for the truck of my car that leaks ? I'll take 2 please

Enjoy the day

         

Aug 22, 2011 02:51 AM #11
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John Mulkey
TheHousingGuru.com - Waleska, GA
Housing Guru

You can always count on Billy Jays to solve the most difficult problems. Just imagine how you would repair the example in the photo if there were no "Foam Yer Flash."  Why, the homeowner would have to resort to old fashioned flashing, an expensive and time consuming solution.  Great work Billy.

Aug 22, 2011 03:29 AM #12
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Brad Gotham
Granite Peak Inspection, Inc. - Colville, WA

Thank you Billy Jays, you made my morning.

Aug 22, 2011 04:42 AM #13
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Cynthia Larsen
Cotati, CA
Independent Broker In Sonoma County, CA

Hey, Billy Jays, could you please let us know what colors are available with Foam Yer Flash?

Aug 22, 2011 05:58 AM #14
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Steven Cook
No Longer Processing Mortgages. - Tacoma, WA

What great marketing - no mention of price, or colors, or quantity discounts --- just the facts of the great product!!!

Aug 22, 2011 06:23 AM #15
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Jay Markanich
Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC - Bristow, VA
Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia

Ed - I called Billy and he said to just keep it.  His words, "I've had problem after problem with those old bags, um, sweet ladies in the shipping department dropping their duct tape rolls into the shipping boxes.  They claim their hands get stiff after only 14 hours in the warehouse."

Clint - I am amazed at how many people think that stuff is made for outdoors.  Read the can!

Michael - you only have to call now.  Be sure to share this with a friend.

I'm not sure what the number is now Robert.  Try 800-call-billy.  Too many numbers?

Aug 22, 2011 06:44 AM #16
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Jay Markanich
Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC - Bristow, VA
Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia

Don - it's made for flashing, which is metal.  I'm sure it would work great on the truck.

John - Billy is of course taking advantage of the do-it-now, git-r-dun, no-experience-required majority of the DIY public.  He is genius.  Well, you knew that already, I'm sure.

You're welcome Brad!  Did you know there are about 30 Billy Jays products already offered on AR?

Cynthia - they all end up the same color, but the product comes in caramel, butterscotch, ecru, beige, light tan, cedar and coffee-n-cream.

Steven - there are so many Billy Jays products on AR, and all with such a great reputation, that when people call they know they are getting the very best, at the very best price.  If you have to ask what something on the menu costs, well, you simply can't afford it.  Billy offers everything at an affordable price!

Aug 22, 2011 06:49 AM #17
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