MLS showing instructions.

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Real Estate Agent with Dominion Fine Properties SA582226000

While searching properties today, I came across this comment in the "how to show" section.   Hopefully, everyone followed the instructions.

 

 It just cracked me up!!!! 

 

HUGE DOGS, GIVE 1 DAY NOTICE OR BE EATEN.

 

Okay, I have a twisted sense of humor, I admit it. 

 

Have a successful week, everyone.

 

 

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Juli Vosmik

Dominion Real Estate Partners, LLC

480-710-0739

 

 Scottsdale and Cave Creek Real Estate

 

 

Helping you make informed decisions whether buying or selling homes in Scottsdale, Cave Creek and north Phoenix Arizona.  I know the area - I live here.

 

A portion of all sales is donated to the various animal rescue and humane societies.

 

AZ license SA582226000

 

 

 

 
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Jennifer Fivelsdal
JFIVE Home Realty LLC | 845-758-6842|162 Deer Run Rd Red Hook NY 12571 - Rhinebeck, NY
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Juli with a warning like that I know i would not be showing that listing.  Why does it take a entire day to get the dog out of there?  May he need time to finish eating the last agent who failed to give notice :)

Aug 22, 2011 02:21 PM #6
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William Feela
WHISPERING PINES REALTY - North Branch, MN
Realtor, Whispering Pines Realty 651-674-5999 No.

LOL, well, the agent is doing their best to get the point across.  Still, there will be some fool who will ask if they really need that notice.

Aug 22, 2011 02:35 PM #7
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Jean Hanley
Coldwell Banker Kivett Teeters - Hemet, CA
Specializing in Folks Who Want To Buy/Sell Homes

Juli, that is a laughable event, I must say!  I have seen some pretty cool comments in the MLS as of late, seems we are getting a little more creative.

Aug 22, 2011 03:28 PM #8
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Juli Vosmik
Dominion Fine Properties - Scottsdale, AZ
Scottsdale/Cave Creek, AZ real estate 480-710-0739

LOL, Jennifer - I didn't think of that.  And, this is a closed sale, used as a comp for preparing an offer - it sold in only 63 days - so the dogs must be quick eaters, LOL.

William, the homeowner worked outside the house, but would put the dogs in the guest casita in the AM when he would leave for work rather than in the main house.  My dogs  would NOT be happy put in a different room, let alone house for 9-10 hours while I was away, that's for sure.

I so agree with you, Jean - some are so creative and make me laugh.  I think it's a good way to remember that listing!!!

Aug 22, 2011 04:08 PM #9
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Tony & Darcy Cannon
Aubrey and Associates Realty - Layton, UT
The C Team

Juli, Love that one!  Usually ours say use lockbox house is vacant, only to find that the sellers are still living there!

Aug 23, 2011 07:51 AM #10
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Juli Vosmik
Dominion Fine Properties - Scottsdale, AZ
Scottsdale/Cave Creek, AZ real estate 480-710-0739

Tony/Darcy - I see that ALL of the time.  Just last week I went to show one like that.  I called the agent and he said it had been rented out over 4 months ago and he just hadn't found time to update MLS - busy man, LOL. 

Aug 23, 2011 08:00 AM #11
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Endre Barath, Jr.
Berkshire Hathaway HomeServices - Beverly Hills, CA
Realtor - Los Angeles Home Sales 310.486.1002

Yes I would defenitely give 24hrs Notice or More:))))I have a couple of dog stories......Yes it was hysterically funny

Aug 23, 2011 11:23 AM #12
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Patricia Kennedy
RLAH Real Estate - Washington, DC
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Juli, that is so true!  I always carry dog treats, and if I know I'm showing a place with a dog, I'll always ask his name - and hope it isn't "Fang"!

Aug 23, 2011 11:40 AM #13
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Juli Vosmik
Dominion Fine Properties - Scottsdale, AZ
Scottsdale/Cave Creek, AZ real estate 480-710-0739

Well, you need to share them, Endre - can't wait to read about them.

Patricia - my UPS driver does that.  Now, everyone who comes to my front door, has to hand my boys a treat each.  I keep a small bowl by the front door just for such occasions - it's expected, you know, LOL. 

Aug 23, 2011 12:20 PM #14
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Joshua Zargari
MJ Decorators Workshop LI staging and home decorating - Lynbrook, NY
MJ Decorators Workshop

Good evening Juli.

That is a very scary sign...

Who would want to show this house...?

Aug 23, 2011 01:23 PM #15
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Juli Vosmik
Dominion Fine Properties - Scottsdale, AZ
Scottsdale/Cave Creek, AZ real estate 480-710-0739

LOL, Joshua, actually, it was a very nice custom home with a guest casita, as we call them out here.  Usually, the dogs have the run of the large, primary house.  The man worked a "normal" job and was way too far away to come home and take care of the dogs for showings.  So, he would put the dogs in the casita, which was then off limits to showings, but just for the the day.  Therefore, the main house and over an acre lot were totally viewable and just the 500 SF guest quarters became off limit.  Like I said, it sold in only 63 days, so it really was a GREAT home. 

Aug 23, 2011 02:00 PM #16
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Laura S. Baker
First Weber Inc - Lake Mills, WI
Realtor (920) 728-4118, First Weber Inc

Ha ha ha, do you really want to test the "false advertisement" idea on that sign?  I'm thinking,.... not me!

Aug 23, 2011 03:00 PM #17
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Juli Vosmik
Dominion Fine Properties - Scottsdale, AZ
Scottsdale/Cave Creek, AZ real estate 480-710-0739

Me neither, Laura.  but, you have to admit, you'd remember this listing. 

Aug 23, 2011 03:48 PM #18
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Kathleen Daniels
KD Realty - 408.972.1822 - San Jose, CA
San Jose Homes for Sale-Probate & Trust Specialist

Juli,  I have a sick and twisted sense of humor!  I pity the poor soul who does not read; cannot read; refuses to read and follow instructions; or had the holy crap poop scared out of them for not doing so! I have not seen you post any toilet photos in a long time.  This one may only require the agent to need a toilet!

Aug 23, 2011 03:48 PM #19
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Juli Vosmik
Dominion Fine Properties - Scottsdale, AZ
Scottsdale/Cave Creek, AZ real estate 480-710-0739

LOL, Kathleen - you are TOO FUNNY.  I guess I'll need to spend more time looking at photos just to give you one of my old fashioned "bad MLS photos" blogs.  I really, honestly, was trying to be more positive in 2011, LOL. 

Aug 23, 2011 03:57 PM #20
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Cara Marcelle Mancuso
Long Realty - Dove Mountain, Marana AZ - Tucson, AZ
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Hi Juli!  This is awesome!  I'd like to meet the agent!

Aug 24, 2011 04:31 AM #21
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Sharon Lord
Maracay Homes - Peoria, AZ
New Home Advisor

Juli - How awesome is that listing agent...?!?!  They pull no punches, that's for sure!  You have been warned....!

Aug 24, 2011 04:35 AM #22
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Juli Vosmik
Dominion Fine Properties - Scottsdale, AZ
Scottsdale/Cave Creek, AZ real estate 480-710-0739

He's a hoot, Cara - you'd really like him - really upbeat and fun.

Sharon, he got a sale in 63 days from it - of course, the beautiful home had a little to do with it, LOL. 

Aug 24, 2011 04:45 AM #23
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Mary Stewart
HomeTrust Real Estate, LLC, Homes for Everyone - Wilsonville, OR
Wilsonville and Surrounding Portland Metro Areas

This is hugely funny.  I am still laughing, what a creative listing agent these sellers have. I am glad it sold in a relatively short time.  I am still smiling.

Aug 24, 2011 05:22 AM #24
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Juli Vosmik
Dominion Fine Properties - Scottsdale, AZ
Scottsdale/Cave Creek, AZ real estate 480-710-0739

LOL, glad you liked it Mary - I still chuckle about this one. 

Aug 24, 2011 05:50 AM #25
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