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Golf, clothes and Satin

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Managing Real Estate Broker with Fathom Realty PB00068179

 

Golf, clothes and Satin

As the story goes there was this couple who was having a hard time with money.  So they sat down and the husband loved golf and the wife loved clothes.  So they agreed to the following: for one month the husband would not play golf and the wife would not buy clothes.  The first week went well and so did the second.  By the end of the third week the wife bought a dress.  Once the husband came home she admitted to what she had done.  The husband was not very happy and told the wife I thought we had an agreement.  She told him she knew but she just had to have the dress.  The husband told her she should have said “Satin get behind me”. 

 

 

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To that she replied “I did but when he got there he said”. Damn girl you look good from back there to”. 

 

Got ya!!!  Enjoy the day

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Clint Mckie
Desert Sun Home, commercial Inspections - Carlsbad, NM
Desert Sun Home, Comm. Inspection 1-575-706-5586

Hey James.

I don't know about a deal like that where you would give up golf for a month.

But "damn, she sure looks good in that dress". LOL

Have a very good week my friend.

Best, Clint Mckie

Aug 23, 2011 01:21 AM
TeamCHI - Complete Home Inspections, Inc.
Complete Home Inspections, Inc. - Brentwood, TN
Home Inspectons - Nashville, TN area - 615.661.029

Good morning, James. I reckon she must have looked good from any direction...

Aug 23, 2011 01:22 AM
Gary Pike
Better Homes and Gardens Real Estate Metro Brokers - Powder Springs, GA

Morning James, thanks for starting it out right.

Aug 23, 2011 01:29 AM
Patricia Feager, MBA, CRS, GRI,MRP
DFW FINE PROPERTIES - Flower Mound, TX
Selling Homes Changing Lives

I must be having a blonde moment, I don't get it....

 

Aug 23, 2011 01:30 AM
Joshua Zargari
MJ Decorators Workshop LI staging and home decorating - Lynbrook, NY
MJ Decorators Workshop

Good morning James.

Thank you for the post.

Wishing you a great and productive day.

Aug 23, 2011 01:43 AM
Fred Hernden, CMI
Superior Home Inspections - Greater Albuquerque Area - Albuquerque, NM
Albuquerque area Master Inspector

LOL, very funny... I must admit I always look for your blogs when I get on here... always good for a smile. have a great day James!

Aug 23, 2011 02:04 AM
Dr. Paula McDonald
Beam & Branch Realty - Granbury, TX
Granbury, TX 936-203-0279

Always enjoy your morning humor.  Gets me giggling early.

Aug 23, 2011 03:52 AM
Wayne Martin
Wayne M Martin - Chicago, IL
Real Estate Broker - Retired

James, you certainly have a way with words! Very funny! Enjoy your day!

Aug 23, 2011 07:42 AM
Rob Thomas
Prestige Homes of The Tri Cities, Inc. CALL....423-341-6954 - Bristol, TN
Bristol TN-VA & Tri Cities Agent, ABR, GRI, e-Pro

James.....Good one to start the day with......Thanks!
Hope you have a great day!---Rob

Go Vols!

Aug 24, 2011 12:27 AM