Friday Funnies

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Real Estate Agent with Coldwell Banker Roth Wehrly Graber RB14042341

 

A Catholic teenager goes to confession, and after confessing to an affair with a girl is told by the priest that he can’t be forgiven unless he reveals who the girl is. “I promised not to tell!” he says. “Was it Mary Patricia, the butcher’s daughter?” the preist asks. “No, and I said I wouldn’t tell.” “Was it Mary Elizabeth, the printer’s daughter?” “No, and I still won’t tell!” ‘Was it Mary Francis, the baker’s daughter?” “No,” says the boy. ‘Well, son,” says the priest, “I have no choice but to excommunicate you for six months.” Outside, the boy’s friends ask what happened. “Well,” he says, “I got six months off and three good leads.”

 

 

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Comments (5)

Bill Gillhespy
16 Sunview Blvd - Fort Myers Beach, FL
Fort Myers Beach Realtor, Fort Myers Beach Agent - Homes & Condos

Hi Brian,  You got me laughing out loud on this one !  Have a terrific weekend !

Aug 26, 2011 05:51 AM
Krista Lombardi
Prudential Calfornia Realty - San Diego, CA

Hello Brian, I grew up catholic. This is very funny! Thanks for the laugh.

Aug 26, 2011 06:17 AM
William Feela
WHISPERING PINES REALTY - North Branch, MN
Realtor, Whispering Pines Realty 651-674-5999 No.

I guess you need to prime the pump to get the good stuff!

 

Aug 26, 2011 06:42 AM
Brian Kuhns
Coldwell Banker Roth Wehrly Graber - Fort Wayne, IN
Fort Wayne Real Estate by Brian Kuhns

Lord knows we all need a little comic relief from time to time in this business...glad you all enjoyed it. I was thinking of you Bill when I posted since you're the one usually posting the funny stuff! Have a great weekend

Aug 26, 2011 09:16 AM
Anonymous
Matt

i dont get it

Oct 14, 2011 11:26 AM
#5