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Managing Real Estate Broker with Fathom Realty PB00068179

 

 

 

I went to the bank to cash a check.  Put check and driver’s license in the tube and hit send.  The lady says to you want to cash this?  Civilized James says “Yes please.” Sarcastic James wants to say “No, I thought you might get Johnny Depp to autograph it for me.”

 

Do not be afraid if you see a fat man in a red suit at the mall stuffing girls into a bag. It's just Santa picking up "Ho's" for Christmas

 

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NW Arkansas the home of WalMart, JB Hunt Trucking and Tyson Foods.

 

Come for a visit stay for a lifetime.  

 

URL http://www.sellnwa.com 

Comments (7)

Ben Benita
Ben Benita - Gainesville, VA
Speaker, Author, Game Changer, Coach

I too am heavy on sarcasm....most days it brigns a MUCH NEEDED smile to the person on the other end....don't be afraid to throw it out there next time!!!!

 

Life is short have fun with it, nobady gets out alive in the end!!!!

Aug 26, 2011 11:39 PM
Wayne Martin
Wayne M Martin - Chicago, IL
Real Estate Broker - Retired

James, sometimes feel the same way about cashing a check. Nice play on words for Santa! Enjoy your day.

Aug 26, 2011 11:45 PM
Kenneth Cole
Weichert Realtors Appleseed Group, 2043 Richmond Ave. S.I.N.Y. 10314. office phone 718-698-9797, Appleseedhomes.com... - Staten Island, NY
NYS Licensed Real Estate Salesperson

Good morning James;  you are terrible, I love it.

Aug 26, 2011 11:54 PM
Fernando Herboso - Broker for Maxus Realty Group
Maxus Realty Group - Broker 301-246-0001 - Gaithersburg, MD
301-246-0001 Serving Maryland, DC and Northern VA

I think you should've warned on this post . . .men only enter at your own risk

Aug 27, 2011 12:02 AM
Conrad Allen
Re/Max Professional Associates - Webster, MA
Webster, Ma, Realtor

Hi James - picking up ho's for Christmas.  You might get a lump of coal in your stocking.

Aug 27, 2011 01:11 AM
Joshua Zargari
MJ Decorators Workshop LI staging and home decorating - Lynbrook, NY
MJ Decorators Workshop

Good morning James.

That sounds too familiar...

Have a great day.

Aug 27, 2011 01:38 AM
Rob Thomas
Prestige Homes of The Tri Cities, Inc. CALL....423-341-6954 - Bristol, TN
Bristol TN-VA & Tri Cities Agent, ABR, GRI, e-Pro

James.....my wife just fell out of her chair laughing......she had no idea santa was so naughty...Thanks!
Hope you have a great weekend!---Rob

Go Vols!

Aug 27, 2011 01:41 AM