Bubba

By
Managing Real Estate Broker with Fathom Realty PB00068179

 

Subject: Fwd: : Cowboy named Bubba

 

Had to change this up a bit to avoid copying someone else’s material.  Hope you enjoy

 


A cowboy named Bubba was overseeing his herd, in a remote mountainous pasture in  California, when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced toward him out of a cloud of dust.

The driver, a young man in a fitted suit, Gucci shoes, RayBan sunglasses and YSL tie, leaned out the window and asked the cowboy, "If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, Will you give me a calf?" 
 
Bud looks at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looks at his peacefully grazing herd, and calmly answers, "Sure, Why not?"

The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell notebook computer, connects it to his  RAZR V3 cell phone, and surfs to a NASA page on the Internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite to get an exact fix on his location, which he then feeds to another NASA satellite, that scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo.  
        
The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop and exports it to an image processing facility in Hamburg,Germany ..          
        
Within seconds, he receives an email on his Palm Pilot that the image has been processed and the data stored. He then accesses an MS-SQL database through an ODBC connected Excel spreadsheet with email, on his Blackberry and, after a few minutes, receives his response.       

         


Finally, he prints out a full-color, 150-page report on his hi-tech, miniaturized HP LaserJet printer, turns to the cowboy and says, "You have exactly 1,586 cows and calves.."              

         
 "That's right. Well, I guess you can take one of my calves," says Bubba.       

          
He watches the young man select one of the animals and looks on with amusement as the young man stuffs it into the trunk of his car.     
    

Then Bubba says to the young man, "Hey, if I can tell you exactly what your business is, will you give me back my calf?"    
     
The young man thinks about it for a second and then says, "Okay, why not?"       

"You're a Congressman for the U.S. Government", says Bubba.            
        
"Wow! That's correct," says the yuppie, "but how did you guess that?"           

         
 "No guessing required." answered the cowboy. "You showed up here even though nobody called you; you want to get paid for an answer I already knew, to a question I never asked. You used millions of dollars worth of equipment trying to show me how much smarter than me you are; and you don't know a thing about how working people make a living - or about cows, for that matter.  This is a herd of sheep. ......          

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Now give me back my dog!!!
 

 

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Comments (9)

TeamCHI - Complete Home Inspections, Inc.
Complete Home Inspections, Inc. - Brentwood, TN
Home Inspectons - Nashville, TN area - 615.661.029

Good morning, James. The sad thing is that this is so true...

Aug 28, 2011 11:53 PM
Rob Thomas
Prestige Homes of The Tri Cities, Inc. CALL....423-341-6954 - Bristol, TN
Bristol TN-VA & Tri Cities Agent, ABR, GRI, e-Pro

James.....Great one.....I agree with Michael....this is so true!
Hope you have a great week!---Rob

Go Vols!


Aug 29, 2011 12:08 AM
Herb Johnson
Access Capital - Florence, KY

James:

Extremely funny!!

All the best,

Herb

Aug 29, 2011 12:14 AM
Gary Pike
Better Homes and Gardens Real Estate Metro Brokers - Powder Springs, GA

Thanks James, it funny because it's true.

Aug 29, 2011 01:30 AM
Richard D. Chapin
Arizona Elite Commercial - Payson, AZ
PLLC - Commercial Real Estate

that was awesome. why does it seem the stories with so much true in them seem to be the funniest? I guess it's important to have a good sense of humor in this life thanks for sharing.

Aug 29, 2011 04:17 AM
Conrad Allen
Re/Max Professional Associates - Webster, MA
Webster, Ma, Realtor

Hi James - You did clean that one up.  Too funny.

Aug 29, 2011 04:56 AM
Gabrielle Kamahele Rhind
KGC Properties LLC, Tucson Property Management & Real Estate - Tucson, AZ
Broker/Owner

HI JAMES!  I am getting used to coming to your page when I want to laugh!

Aug 29, 2011 11:03 AM
Joshua Zargari
MJ Decorators Workshop LI staging and home decorating - Lynbrook, NY
MJ Decorators Workshop

Good evening Sir James.

I am back after a visit from hurricane Irene that left her mark in my town...

Aug 29, 2011 01:14 PM
Ted Tyrrell
RE/MAXCamosun (Chatterton) - Victoria, BC
Selling Homes in Beautiful Victoria
James, good little story about government bureaucracy gone wrong.
Aug 29, 2011 03:34 PM

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