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40th Wedding Anniversary

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Real Estate Agent with TIM LORENZ - Elite Home Sales Team DRE# 00919781

A married couple in their 60s are celebrating their 40th

wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.

Suddenly a tiny but beautiful fairy appeared on their table.

She said, “For being such an exemplary married couple and for being

loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each one wish”.

 

 

 

The wife answered, “Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband”.  The fairy waved her magic wand and  - Poof ! – two tickets for the Queen Mary Two appeared in her hand.

 

The husband thought for a moment:  “Well, this is very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never happen again.  I’m sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me”.  The wife and the fairy, were deeply disappointed but a wish is a wish.

 

So the fairy waved her magic wand and and poof the husband became 92 years old.

The moral of this story:
Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember fairies are female
.....

Elite Home Sales Team
Elite Home Sales Team OC - Corona del Mar, CA
A Tenacious and Skilled Real Estate Team

Wow that would not be good for the guy, would it?  LOL Let this be a lesson to you.

Sep 03, 2011 07:32 PM
Pam Hills
Innovative Artistry - Kendall, FL
ASP/IAHSP- Stager Miami, FL, Creative Minds Innovatively At Work

Cute!!  You would never do that though, I can tell :)  Is it your 40th??

Sep 03, 2011 07:44 PM
Ronald DiLalla
Century 21 Discovery DRE 01813824 - Anaheim, CA
No. Orange Cty Real Estate

Hi Tim,   what a shocker....I wasn't expecting that one...thanks for sharing.

Sep 03, 2011 08:27 PM
Pamela Seley
West Coast Realty Division - Murrieta, CA
Residential Real Estate Agent serving SW RivCo CA

Tim, how funny. Like it's been said before, be careful what you wish for.

Sep 03, 2011 08:35 PM
Tim Lorenz
TIM LORENZ - Elite Home Sales Team - Mission Viejo, CA
949 874-2247

Thanks Mark.

Sep 04, 2011 02:54 AM
Tim Lorenz
TIM LORENZ - Elite Home Sales Team - Mission Viejo, CA
949 874-2247

Pam

Good guess not it will be my 30th on 9/11. We never forget.

Sep 04, 2011 02:56 AM
Gail Robinson
William Raveis Real Estate - Southport, CT
CRS, GRI, e-PRO Fairfield County, CT

Tim - I've seen that one before, but I couldn't remember the punchline.  It's a good one, because it is so close to the truth.  I've seen older guys marry younger women and at a certain point, the guys ARE old and can't keep up with the younger woman's lifestyle.  As Pamela says, be careful what you wish for! 

Sep 04, 2011 02:56 AM
Tim Lorenz
TIM LORENZ - Elite Home Sales Team - Mission Viejo, CA
949 874-2247

Ron

Got one over on you.  LOL

Sep 04, 2011 02:57 AM
Tim Lorenz
TIM LORENZ - Elite Home Sales Team - Mission Viejo, CA
949 874-2247

Pamela

I will always be careful of what I wish for.

Sep 04, 2011 02:58 AM
Tim Lorenz
TIM LORENZ - Elite Home Sales Team - Mission Viejo, CA
949 874-2247

Gail

I can let you know I will not try to repeat the error of that 60 year old.

Sep 04, 2011 03:00 AM
Pam Hills
Innovative Artistry - Kendall, FL
ASP/IAHSP- Stager Miami, FL, Creative Minds Innovatively At Work

Really 9/11??  Oh my, no I guess you won't forget....sorry that had to be now part of the history.  I'm sure you separate it & make it special!!  I will have to share this joke today.  Thirty years FANTASTIC!!  Congratulations!! 

Sep 04, 2011 04:00 AM
Endre Barath, Jr.
Berkshire Hathaway HomeServices California Properties - Beverly Hills, CA
Realtor - Los Angeles Home Sales 310.486.1002

Tim, what an unexpected twist FYI I loved the joke but for some reason the pictures did not open up for me. Have a great Labor Day weekend.

Sep 04, 2011 09:17 AM
Tim Lorenz
TIM LORENZ - Elite Home Sales Team - Mission Viejo, CA
949 874-2247

Pam

Thank you for the understanding.  We do separate the time. 

Sep 04, 2011 12:28 PM
Tim Lorenz
TIM LORENZ - Elite Home Sales Team - Mission Viejo, CA
949 874-2247

Endre

Had problems with the pics. so I took them out. 

Sep 04, 2011 12:29 PM
Pacita Dimacali
Alain Pinel - Oakland, CA
Alameda/Contra Costa Counties CA

Tim

I needed a good laugh. Thanks for this. How funny!

Men had better behave!

Sep 05, 2011 07:48 PM
Tim Lorenz
TIM LORENZ - Elite Home Sales Team - Mission Viejo, CA
949 874-2247

Pacita

Glad you enjoyed the humor.

Sep 06, 2011 10:49 AM
Tim Lorenz
TIM LORENZ - Elite Home Sales Team - Mission Viejo, CA
949 874-2247

Richard

Thank you for the recognition.

Oct 07, 2011 04:30 AM