Bottle of Wine
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident
on a snowy, cold Monday morning during an extremely
RARE snowstorm in Sunset Beach, North Carolina;
it's a bad one.
Both of their cars are totally demolished, but
amazingly neither of them is hurt.
God works in mysterious ways.
After they crawl out of their cars,
the Sunset Beach man is yelling about women drivers.
The Sunset Beach woman says, 'So, you're a man. That's
interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our
cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt.
This must be a sign from God that we should be
friends and live in peace for the rest of our days.'
Flattered, the man replies, 'Oh yes, I agree completely,
this must be a sign from God! But you're still
at fault...women shouldn't be allowed to drive.'
The Sunset Beach woman continues, 'And look at this, here's
another miracle. My car is completely demolished
but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God
wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our
good fortune. She hands the bottle to the man.
The Sunset Beach man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks
half the bottle and then hands it back to the Sunset Beach woman.
The Sunset Beach woman takes the bottle, puts the cap back on and hands it back to the man. The Sunset Beach man asks, 'Aren't you having any?'
The Sunset Beach woman replies, 'No. I think I'll just wait for the EMS and
Sunset Beach Police...'
MORAL OF THE STORY:
Sunset Beach Women are very clever, evil bi***es.
Don't mess with them.