Sunset Beach Women are VERY CLEVER!

By
Real Estate Broker/Owner with Sunset Beach and Beyond Realty

 

 

 

 


                Bottle of  Wine


A  woman and a man are involved in a car accident  

on a snowy, cold Monday morning during an extremely

RARE snowstorm in Sunset Beach, North Carolina;

it's a  bad one.

Both of their cars are totally  demolished, but

amazingly neither of  them is hurt.

God works in mysterious  ways.

After they crawl out of their cars,

the  Sunset Beach man is yelling about women drivers.

The  Sunset Beach woman says, 'So, you're a man. That's  

interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look  at our

cars! There's nothing left, but  we're unhurt.

This must be a sign from  God that we should be

friends and live  in peace for the rest of our days.'

Flattered,  the man replies, 'Oh yes, I agree completely,  

this must be a sign from God! But you're  still

at fault...women shouldn't be  allowed to drive.'

The Sunset Beach woman continues,  'And look at this, here's

another  miracle. My car is completely demolished  

but this bottle of wine didn't break.  Surely God

wants us to drink this wine  and celebrate our

good fortune. She  hands the bottle to the man.

The Sunset Beach man  nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks  

half the bottle and then hands it back  to the Sunset Beach woman.

The Sunset Beach woman takes the  bottle, puts the cap back on and hands it back  to the man. The Sunset Beach man asks, 'Aren't you having  any?'

The Sunset Beach woman  replies, 'No. I think I'll just wait for the EMS and

Sunset Beach Police...'

MORAL OF THE  STORY:
Sunset Beach Women are very clever, evil bi***es.
Don't mess with  them.

 

 

 

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Rainmaker
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Bill Gillhespy
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Hi Fran,  Too funny !  You had me going on this one.  Always enjoy some of the Friday Funnies !   Have a terrific weekend !

Sep 09, 2011 04:19 AM #1
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Joni Bailey
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I bet she was a blonde too! :)))) People just THINK we're dumb! Sorry! I just couldn't resist! Have a great weekend!!

Sep 09, 2011 05:45 AM #2
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Karen Baker
Sunset Beach and Beyond Realty - Sunset Beach, NC
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Joni ~ how did you know? Bill ~ glad you enjoyed it since it was a humorous chick joke!
Sep 09, 2011 06:22 AM #3
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Kim McMahon
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Karen~  Too funny! It that the actual story of how you met Frank?   LOL!

Sep 09, 2011 07:45 AM #4
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Craig Rutman
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OK, that's just pure evil! Very funny stuff for sure. But pure evil!!!

Sep 09, 2011 08:02 AM #5
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Richard Iarossi
Coldwell Banker Residential Brokerage - Crofton, MD
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Frank and Karen,

I think I met that woman's sister. She's from here in Crofton, MD.

Rich

Sep 09, 2011 02:09 PM #6
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Craig ~ not evil, the truth! Richard ~ really, crofton? I can match you up with a New Yorker!
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