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Don't mess with US mature ladies-We are pretty sharp.

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A mature (over 50) lady gets pulled over for speeding...

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Older Woman : Is there a problem, Officer?

 

Officer : Ma'am, you were speeding.

 

Older Woman : Oh, I see.

 

Officer : Can I see your license please?

 

Older Woman : I'd give it to you but I don't have one.

 

Officer : Don't have one?

 

Older Woman: Lost it 4 yrs ago for drunk driving.

 

Officer : I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please..

 

Older Woman : I can't do that.

 

Officer : Why not?

 

Older Woman : I stole this car.

 

Officer : Stole it?

 

Older Woman : Yes, & I killed & hacked up the owner.

 

Officer : You what?

 

Older Woman : His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see the officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up.

 

Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.

 

Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please!The woman steps out of her vehicle.

 Older woman: Is there a problem sir?

 

Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.

 

Older Woman : Murdered the owner?

 

Officer 2 : Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please. The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.

 

Officer 2 : Is this your car, ma'am?

 

Older Woman : Yes, here are the registration papers. The officer is quite stunned.

 

Officer 2 : One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license. The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer. The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.

 

Officer 2 : Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.

 

Older Woman : Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too.

 

 

 

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Sharon Lee

Gayle Rich-Boxman Fishhawk Lake Real Estate
John L Scott Market Center - Birkenfeld, OR
"Your Local Expert!" 503-739-3843

Hysterical!! And by the way, I love the new "top" colors on your blog. How new is that?  Where'd ya take it?

Sep 09, 2011 04:27 PM
Sharon Lee
Sharon Lee's Virtual Assistance - Jonesborough, TN
Retired and loving life

Gayle-Glad you enjoyed it. I didn't change anything on my blog. The one of the mtns is in Tenn and the pink bushes I took a year or so ago nearby where I live.

Sep 10, 2011 07:43 AM
Brian L. Sirota, Esq.
Bristar Realty (Realtor/Attorney) - Orange, CA
For Solutions: (714) 501-7660

Sharon, this cracks me up!

50 is the new 25.  

Brian

Sep 10, 2011 07:45 AM
Susan Goulding
Crown Key Realty, Inc; Tracy & Mountain House Sales and Property Management - Tracy, CA
Northern CA - Tracy & Mountain House Real Estate

She must have been blond to be so brilliant.

BRIAN I'm thrilled to know that 50 is the new 25, which my 26 year old son believed THAT.

Sep 10, 2011 07:51 AM
John Michailidis
Real Property Management of Sarasota & Manatee - Sarasota, FL
Real Property Management of Sarasota & M

That was very, very good! Thank you for making me laugh out loud!

Sep 10, 2011 09:15 AM
Chris Ann Cleland
Long and Foster Real Estate - Gainesville, VA
Associate Broker, Bristow, VA

Nwo that's a joke worth sharing.  Thanks for the laugh, Sharon.  Hope you are doing well.

Sep 10, 2011 09:55 AM
Sharon Lee
Sharon Lee's Virtual Assistance - Jonesborough, TN
Retired and loving life

Brian-I have to be as funny as YOU and the ladies in our AR circle. smiling

Susan-Most likely that is true. Thanks for stopping in.

Sara Mana Prop.-You are welcome

Chris Ann-I am glad you enjoyed it. I am doing OK. Hope you are doing well yourself.

Sep 10, 2011 10:30 AM
Kristine Ginsberg
Elite Staging and Redesign, LLC - Short Hills, NJ
NJ Home Stager

Sharon - now that's one very funny and clever joke! I really never saw where this was going - lol!

Sep 11, 2011 09:52 AM
Sharon Lee
Sharon Lee's Virtual Assistance - Jonesborough, TN
Retired and loving life

Kristine-Glad you enjoyed it.

Sep 11, 2011 10:18 AM
Ron and Alexandra Seigel
Napa Consultants - Carpinteria, CA
Luxury Real Estate Branding, Marketing & Strategy

Sharon,

What a great funny story this is.  I loved every minute of it.  Thanks for adding a morning laugh to my day. A

Sep 17, 2011 03:45 AM
Deb Brooks
Brooks Prime Properties Wichita Falls Texas - Wichita Falls, TX

I sure needed a good laugh today and here it is! I'm going to have to remember this tactic...you just never know! Ha! This is great. I miss you. We need to talk soon.

Sep 17, 2011 10:18 AM
Sharon Lee
Sharon Lee's Virtual Assistance - Jonesborough, TN
Retired and loving life

Alexandra-Glad I could make you smile. Thank you for stopping in. Have a super weekend.

Deb-I could picture you doing something like that.  I look forward to chatting with you. Lot going on in my little corner of the world and haven't been around much at all.

Sep 17, 2011 10:40 AM
Sondra Meyer:
EXP Realty, LLC - Corpus Christi, TX
See It. Experience It. Live It.

This was hilarious.  With my luck lately, I may get to try this out sooner rather than later. 

Sep 17, 2011 03:46 PM
Sharon Lee
Sharon Lee's Virtual Assistance - Jonesborough, TN
Retired and loving life

Sondra-Let me know if it works. I sometimes have a lead foot and this would come in handy if I could pull it off. LOL

Richard-I am glad you found it too. Always nice to see your handsome and smiling face on my post. Have a super week

Sep 19, 2011 11:42 AM
Mona Gersky
MoonDancer Realty, Dillsboro,NC - Sylva, NC
GRI,IMSD-Taking the mystery out of real estate.

That is one of the funniest things I've ever read!

Sep 19, 2011 02:49 PM
Toni Weidman
Sailwinds Realty - Trinity, FL
20+ Years Selling Homes in New Port Richey, FL

Sharon - that is just so funny. And, I can picture her doing it too. I must keep that in mind.

Sep 20, 2011 02:07 AM
Ann Allen Hoover
RE/MAX Advantage South - Hoover, AL
CDPE SRES ASP e-PRO Realtor - Homes for Sale - AL

I wonder if I would dare try this?  No doubt if I ever get pulled over I will at least think about it!

Have a great week Sharon!!!

Sep 26, 2011 04:37 AM
Sussie Sutton
David Tracy Real Estate - Houston, TX
David Tracy Real Estate for Buyers & Sellers

I have heard this one before...it is still funny!

Sep 26, 2011 05:01 AM
Sharon Lee
Sharon Lee's Virtual Assistance - Jonesborough, TN
Retired and loving life

Mona-Glad you enjoyed it. I had to share it.

Toni-We ladies are very smart.

Ann-So would I but I would be afraid they would throw me in jail.

Sussie-I agree if it is funny it is always funny,

Sep 26, 2011 09:11 AM
Greg McCown
Century 21 1st American - Tucson, AZ

Hilarious!  Thanks for the laugh today Sharon.  

Sep 28, 2011 08:18 AM