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Friday Funnee!

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Friday Funnee!


Ed and Nancy met on a singles cruise and Ed fell head over heels for her.

When they discovered they lived in the same city only a few miles apart Ed was ecstatic. He immediately started asking her out when they got home.
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Within a couple of weeks, Ed had taken Nancy to dance clubs, restaurants, concerts, movies, and museums. Ed became convinced that Nancy was indeed his soul mate and true love. Every date seemed better than the last.

On the one-month anniversary of their first dinner on the cruise ship, Ed took Nancy to a fine restaurant. While having cocktails and waiting for their salad, Ed said,


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"I guess you can tell I'm very much in love with you. I'd like a little serious talk before our relationship continues to the next stage. So, before I get a box out of my jacket and ask you a life changing question, it's only fair to warn you, I'm a total golf nut. I play golf, I read about golf, I watch golf on TV. In short, I eat, sleep, and breathe golf. If that's going to be a problem for us, you
should tell menow."
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Nancy took a deep breath and responded, "Ed, that certainly won't be a problem. I love you as you are and I love golf too; but, since we're being totally honest with each other, you need to know that for the last five years I've been a hooker."

Ed said, "I bet it's because you're not keeping your wrists straight when you hit the ball.”


Comments (21)

Tish Lloyd
BlueCoast Realty Corporation - Wilmington, NC
Broker - Wilmington NC and Surrounding Beaches

Good one! 

Sep 16, 2011 04:57 AM
Liz and Bill Spear
Transaction Alliance 513.520.5305 www.LizTour.com - Mason, OH
Transaction Alliance Cincinnati & Dayton suburbs

ba-da-bump buh!!

Sep 16, 2011 05:05 AM
Mimi Foster
Falcon Property Company - Colorado Springs, CO
Voted Colorado Springs Best Realtor

You come up with some cute ones.  When I was growing up, they always referred to my dad as a 'scratch golfer.'  You can imagine the things that a young, imaginative mind came up with.  Blessings . . .

Sep 16, 2011 05:13 AM
Than Maynard
Coldwell Banker Heart of Oklahoma - Purcell, OK
Broker - Licensed to List & Sell - 405-990-8862

lol, funny funny. Once something is looked in your mind everything said molds around it.

Sep 16, 2011 05:17 AM
Susan Emo
Sotheby's International Realty Canada - Brokerage - Kingston, ON
Kingston and the 1000 Islands Area
As a golfer I resemble that remark!
Sep 16, 2011 05:56 AM
Anna Dovger
Add Value Home Staging LLC, 281-704-6607 - The Woodlands, TX
Home Staging -The Woodlands, TX

I love happy endings LOL

Sep 16, 2011 06:42 AM
Pam Miller
Realty Associates - Conroe, TX
Broker Associate - Water Crest on Lake Conroe

Peg - I live on the golf course and have seen many hookers!!!  lol

Sep 16, 2011 07:38 AM
Tony & Darcy Cannon
Aubrey and Associates Realty - Layton, UT
The C Team

Peg, ROFL That is funny!  Thanks for the laugh today!

Sep 16, 2011 09:48 AM
Peg Barcelo
Fluff My House! Home Staging Inc. 250.486.6369 - Summerland, BC
The FlufftasticStager from Summerland, BC

Sharon, ya never know what they're thinking!

Tish, thanx!

Sep 16, 2011 10:44 AM
Peg Barcelo
Fluff My House! Home Staging Inc. 250.486.6369 - Summerland, BC
The FlufftasticStager from Summerland, BC

BLiz, I have a drummer already... :D

Mimigirl, I still get a visual!

Sep 16, 2011 10:45 AM
Peg Barcelo
Fluff My House! Home Staging Inc. 250.486.6369 - Summerland, BC
The FlufftasticStager from Summerland, BC

Than, I guess so!

Soooz, something you're not telling us? ;D

Sep 16, 2011 10:46 AM
Peg Barcelo
Fluff My House! Home Staging Inc. 250.486.6369 - Summerland, BC
The FlufftasticStager from Summerland, BC

Anna! You're too funny! LOL!

Pam, getting a visual...

Tony, you're very welcome!

Sep 16, 2011 10:47 AM
Susan Emo
Sotheby's International Realty Canada - Brokerage - Kingston, ON
Kingston and the 1000 Islands Area

I never get anything straight!

Sep 16, 2011 10:51 AM
Peg Barcelo
Fluff My House! Home Staging Inc. 250.486.6369 - Summerland, BC
The FlufftasticStager from Summerland, BC

Soooz, I don't believe that for a second!

Sep 16, 2011 12:51 PM
Adrian Willanger
206 909-7536 AdrianWillanger-broker.com - Seattle, WA
Profit from my two decades of experience

Peg-way too funny, golfer are a different breed. LOL

Sep 17, 2011 10:32 AM
Peg Barcelo
Fluff My House! Home Staging Inc. 250.486.6369 - Summerland, BC
The FlufftasticStager from Summerland, BC

Adrian, ain't that the truth!

Sep 17, 2011 11:28 AM
Jeremy Wrenn
Winslow Homes - Youngsville, NC
VP of Finance, Winslow Homes

Ed's very focused on golf!  That's for sure!  LOL, Peg!

Sep 17, 2011 01:01 PM
Peg Barcelo
Fluff My House! Home Staging Inc. 250.486.6369 - Summerland, BC
The FlufftasticStager from Summerland, BC

J-Man, I think Ed's a few clubs short of a bag... or he has a one track mind! :D

Sep 17, 2011 01:45 PM
Jeremy Wrenn
Winslow Homes - Youngsville, NC
VP of Finance, Winslow Homes

Peg, he definitely is short of a bag of clubs!  So very focused to a fault!

Sep 19, 2011 12:56 AM
Peg Barcelo
Fluff My House! Home Staging Inc. 250.486.6369 - Summerland, BC
The FlufftasticStager from Summerland, BC

J-Man, :)

Sep 19, 2011 03:30 AM