Sunday Morning Humor

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Mortgage and Lending

After a rather long winded sermon one Sunday morning the preacher finished by saying if you are in the congregation today and addicted to drugs, alcohol or cigarettes; toss them into the river and be free of them from this day forward. At which time the minister of music stood up and asked the congregation to please stand as we sing our final hymn “Shall We Gather At The River” AA River River River River River River River River River River River River River River River Riv

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Jim Poole

Senior Loan Officer NMLS #351358

813.205.7958 Mobile

jptampa@live.com 

 

Comments (5)

Judith Parker
ProStead Realty - Charlotte, NC
CRS, GRI, CMRS, Charlotte, NC

Good morning Jim, LOL...this is a wonderful way to start this beautiful Sunday.  Thank you for the smile and laugh.  Enjoy today!

Sep 25, 2011 12:48 AM
Diane Grady
Endless Summer Realty - Saint Augustine, FL

Ha, that is funny. I wonder if he realized what he said.....

Sep 25, 2011 01:02 AM
Wayne Martin
Wayne M Martin - Chicago, IL
Real Estate Broker - Retired

The minister of music seems to be a wise man! Enjoy your day!

Sep 25, 2011 01:35 AM
Randy Ostrander
Lake and Lodge Realty LLC - Big Rapids, MI
Real Estate Broker, Serving Big Rapids and West Central MI

Good morning Jim. Good one. I can almost see that playing out. The jokes that could be true are the best ones.

Sep 25, 2011 02:22 AM
Charles Stallions
Charles Stallions Real Estate Services - Pensacola, FL
800-309-3414 - Pensacola, Pace or Gulf Breeze, Fl.

Nice picture and enjoyed the post as I head to church myself.

Sep 25, 2011 02:45 AM