Managing Real Estate Broker with Fathom Realty PB00068179


A little old lady was running up and down the halls in a nursing home. As she walked, she would flip up the hem of her nightgown and say 'Supersex...' She walked up to an elderly man in a wheelchair. Flipping her gown at him, she said, 'Supersex.' He sat silently for a moment or two and finally answered,




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Here is the punch line….




'I'll take the soup.'

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Teral McDowell
Referral Patners LLC - Murphy, TX


Sep 23, 2011 11:49 PM
Conrad Allen
Re/Max Professional Associates - Webster, MA
Webster, Ma, Realtor

Hi James - Wonderful.  Now I will have that mental picture stuck in my mind.

Sep 23, 2011 11:50 PM
Michael Thornton
RadnorLake Video - Nashville, TN
Nashville Area - Photography & Videography

Good morning, James. Thank Gawd there is a delete photo button. I don't even want to imagine...

Sep 23, 2011 11:52 PM
Aram Arakelyan
Realty Needs Network - Glendale, CA



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Sep 23, 2011 11:53 PM
James Dray
Fathom Realty - Bentonville, AR

What's wrong people this is not a porn site, but it did get your attention didn't it??? 

Sep 23, 2011 11:54 PM
Wayne Martin
Wayne M Martin - Oswego, IL
Real Estate Broker - Retired

No matter how old you get to be, life is about choices! Good one James. Enjoy your day!

Sep 23, 2011 11:57 PM
Ginny Gorman
RI Real Estate Services ~ 401-529-7849~ RI Waterfront Real Estate - North Kingstown, RI
Homes for Sale in Southern RI and beyond

James, where are all the women's comments...OMG...not a bump on the log...

Sep 24, 2011 12:26 AM
Carol Zingone
Berkshire Hathaway Home Services Florida Network Realty - Jacksonville Beach, FL
Global Realtor in Jax Beach, FL - ABR, CRS, CIPS

James - where are you finding these?????

Sep 24, 2011 12:34 AM
Captain Wayne - Rowlett Real Estate School
Rowlett Real Estate School - Panama City, FL
Rowlett Real Estate School / Owner and Instructor

James, even though the thought, "you ain't right" has crossed the minds of fellow active rainer's, thanks for the humor you bring to active rain. keep it up...

Sep 24, 2011 01:00 AM
Fred Hernden, CMI
Superior Home Inspections - Greater Albuquerque Area - Albuquerque, NM
Albuquerque area Master Inspector

LOL James, that was a good one! I almost passed by your post... you changed your picture! 

Sep 24, 2011 01:03 AM
Joan Congilose
New Jersey Properties - Manalapan, NJ
Helping Sellers & Buyers

You had my attention right from the title so I had to read on, very funny!

Sep 24, 2011 01:08 AM
Keith Gilkey
Re/Max Chesapeake - Elkton, MD
410-920-7214, Re/Max Chesapeake

James Thanks so much for the mental picture. Have a great weekend.

Sep 24, 2011 01:39 AM
William Feela
Realtor, Whispering Pines Realty 651-674-5999 No.

I believe I am tarnished for life.  The gentleman must have been also

Sep 24, 2011 02:01 AM
Wayne Johnson
Coldwell Banker D'Ann Harper REALTORS® - San Antonio, TX
San Antonio REALTOR, San Antonio Homes For Sale

James, So how old was the old guy? I may not want to get that old.

Sep 24, 2011 02:17 AM
Sheila Anderson
Referral Group Incorporated - East Brunswick, NJ
The Real Estate Whisperer Who Listens 732-715-1133

Good morning James. I enjoyed this and I like your new picture. I hope you have a good day and a great weekend. Be well......

Sep 24, 2011 02:44 AM
Rob Thomas
Prestige Homes of The Tri Cities, Inc. CALL....423-341-6954 - Bristol, TN
Bristol TN-VA & Tri Cities Agent, ABR, GRI, e-Pro of your best.....Thanks for the laugh!

Hope you have a great Saturday!---Rob

Go Vols!

Sep 24, 2011 04:41 AM
Richard D. Chapin
Arizona Elite Commercial - Payson, AZ
PLLC - Commercial Real Estate

That is too funny. It's just not fair that hearing has to go when you get older, the things you miss out on.

Sep 24, 2011 06:11 PM