A doctor; examining a woman who had been rushed to the Emergency Room, took the husband aside, and said, 'Sir; I don't like the looks of your wife.'
'Me neither doc,' said the husband.
'But she's a great cook and; really good with the kids.'
RE/MAX Executive Realty - Happily Retired - Franklin, MA
Previously Affiliated with The Todaro Team
Good morning, Jim.....that's a typical guy joke...funny though!!! have a good Sunday...
Oct 23, 2011 12:33 AM
Rowlett Real Estate School - Panama City, FL
Rowlett Real Estate School / Owner and Instructor
Good Morning Jim, thanks for the joke, hope you have a wonderful day today.
Oct 23, 2011 12:36 AM
Retired - Kirkland, WA
Phil Leng - Retired
Superior Home Inspections - Greater Albuquerque Area - Albuquerque, NM
Albuquerque area Master Inspector
LOL, man... that was funny but you gotta be careful who you tell that one to!
Oct 23, 2011 01:51 AM
Referral Group Incorporated - East Brunswick, NJ
The Real Estate Whisperer Who Listens 732-715-1133
Good morning Jim. I knew what was coming but I laughed anyway. Great way to start a Sunday i predict to be tedious and long. Thanks for sharing.
Oct 23, 2011 02:08 AM
Tampa, FL
Zero Down, USDA Purchase Loans, FHA 203(K) Rehab & VA Streamline Loans
Your right Fred jokes are often biased in some way or another so you risk offending some people but that's not my intention here. Humor is humor and you have to just take the good with the bad and roll with it. Please don't be offended ladies; it just wouldn't have been funny if I flipped genders in this case.
I am glad ya'll enjoyed a little giggle this morning!
Oct 23, 2011 02:50 AM
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I give consultations on Government Home Loan Programs. I advise on how to use these loans to Buy and Sell more homes.
Many of todays home buyers are first time home buyers; will have limited funds to put down and will have no money for needed repairs or desired up-grades. Many will be younger and will have marginal incomes.
The USDA Loan and the FHA Loan are designed to address these issues.
The USDA loan offer 100% Financing while the FHA 203k loan program is attracting a lot of attention from the more sophisticated buyers of aging and bank owned properties.
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