When was the last time you saw a tourist in your back yard...or a horse head on your street? This week the Blooper Scooper picked up some beauties, friends. Some of these goofs are baffling, but I think we owe Auto-fill a lot of credit for that. Thanks to Jane Peters of Los Angeles for her great find. Spell well and sell well, folks!
The Tour Is About To Begin
“Backyard has multiple tourists” (Another Hollywood tour bus veered off course.)
“New mane to street” (Thank you, Vito Corleone.)
“Furnished least by Oct 1″ (Offered by We-Steal-Your-Stuff Realty)
“Dome vacancies” (Is the dome that vacant thing attached to your neck?)
“Duel indoor/outdoor fireplace” (Take ten steps, then fire your pokers.)
Be Sure To Take Photos
“Waynescots in living room” (...because Wayne's wife found Wayne's car on the lawn.)
“Big house - lack view” (Big idiots lack clarity.)
“Sage and sound balcony” (Can I use it to flavor my roast chicken?)
“Bad credit not a problem – ask ho” (Ho's take cash only, dufis!)
“Lots of jazmon” (Yeah, mon…nice ganja, too, eh?)
Souveniers Anyone?
“House lot of color and is high” (So is the agent.)
“Kiddies cutcakes” (Adults cut cheese.)
“Seller will flinch floors” (He’ll also flinch at your spelling.)
“Need bruise clearance” (Mike Tyson must be selling his crib.)
Time For Refreshments
“Five minutes to Strip” (Buy me a drink, and then we'll negotiate.)
That's it for this week, folks. For more real estate humor, please visit me at www.sherlockofhomes.blogspot.com or at Agent Genius. And for all your real estate needs, please visit www.LAhomesite.com. Have a good week!
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