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FOOTBALL HUMOUR

Reblogger Brian England

Real Estate Agent with Ambrose Realty Management LLC SA634540000

October 03, 2011 01:12 AM

I wanted to re-blog this post from Conrad, as it brought a smile to my face to start my day. I had not heard these little jokes before, but they are quite good, little zingers. I hope others will enjoy this as well and have a great day!

What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine? "Give me my quarterback!" What do you call a lineman's kids? Chips off the old blocker. Why did the poor quarterback have his receivers cross at midfield? Because he was trying to make ends meet. Where do hungry football players play? In the Supper Bowl. Great job by Brady and the Patriots.
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Charlie Ragonesi

AllMountainRealty.com - Big Canoe, GA

Homes - Big Canoe, Jasper, North Georgia Pros

Hey Brian as a Falcon fan a good sense of humor is required. I had not heard all of these so thanks for the morning smile

Oct 03, 2011 03:06 AM

Lisa Wetzel

RE/MAX Realty Affiliates - Carson City, NV

CDPE, SFR carsonvalleyland.com

Funny, funny, funny. I'll have to share this with my 11 year old grandson ... he plays football in Pop Warner!

Oct 03, 2011 03:07 AM

Brian England

Ambrose Realty Management LLC - Gilbert, AZ

MBA, GRI, REALTOR® Real Estate in East Valley AZ

Haha, as a Falcon fan? Try being a Cardinal fan, we might be in the same boat.

Lisa, I am sure your grandson will enjoy them and want to share them with his friends as well.

Oct 03, 2011 03:14 AM

Conrad Allen

Re/Max Professional Associates - Webster, MA

Webster, Ma, Realtor

Hi Brian - Thanks for the reblog. We are blessed in New England with some great teams. The Red Sox monumental choke aside:(

Oct 03, 2011 09:33 AM

You are welcome Conrad. I don't mind the Patriots or the Red Sox, as they both had University of Arizona ties. I went to school with Tedy Bruschi and of course Terry Francona was on our national championship baseball team, back in the day.

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