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Life is Never Easy When You Have Two Heads...

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Real Estate Agent with New Home Hunters of Fort Worth and Tarrant County

Life is Never Easy When You Have Two Heads...

Why I thought it would be... I'll never know.  Some things work better... other things... not so much.

But... keeping everything all bundled and bottled up inside just one head... ouch... it used to hurt.  So... I grew another head.

I know... it sounds funny.  And yeah... many of my everyday expenses have gone way up.  Just think... two trips to the dentist.  Twice as much to get my hair done.  And Yikes... just the cost of all that extra lipstick, eye-liner and mascara.

But... I did it.  I thought I had to.  I thought I had no choice.

Have YOU ever thought you needed two heads ?

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Liz Wallace
Century 21 Sherlock Homes - Rockville Centre, NY
Broker C21 Sherlock Homes, Rockville Centre, LI, N

I am OK with just one head, actually I can only have one head because I am Irish and we have huge heads, sometimes banned from theaters.  I could actually use a second brain and due to the size of my head I think I could fit it in.  The one brain I have is loaded with useless crap and I have very little space left so I'm up for another brain.

Oct 23, 2011 05:12 AM
Ellie McIntire
Ellicott City Clarksville Howard County Maryland Real Estate - Ellicott City, MD
Luxury service in Central Maryland

If I had two heads would I be able to use one to drive and the other to take phone calls? It would make my life very productive.

BTW. Many thanks for your very sweet comments on my post :)

Oct 23, 2011 10:00 AM
Robert Vegas Bob Swetz
Las Vegas, NV

Hello Karen and this is wonderful post ... Vegas Bob being a Gemini with so many personalities actually has around 6 heads, so I think people might be better off with at least 2 heads.

Your post has been Feature/ Highlighted at one of my favorite groups at AR ...

EXPRESS WITH WORDS AT ACTIVERAIN

   

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Vegas Bob ;o)

Oct 23, 2011 02:58 PM
Sussie Sutton
David Tracy Real Estate - Houston, TX
David Tracy Real Estate for Buyers & Sellers

I like the idea of two heads... one to work and one to play. Or, I could get both to work for me and more done. hmmm good question.

Oct 23, 2011 03:07 PM
RhondaHeaslip NanaimoRealEstate
RE/MAX of Nanaimo - Nanaimo, BC

Actually, I think from time to time that I need a clone.....But two heads is a much better idea and less expensive than a clone. The world couldn't stand two of me....and come to think of it, I would get tired of it in a hurry, too!

Oct 23, 2011 04:01 PM
Melissa Hailey
North Texas Top Team, REALTORS (Plano, Murphy, Wylie) - Plano, TX
Collin County Realtor-Lucas, Murphy, Plano, Parker

Karen, if I had 2 heads then I would get twice as much work done....and i could sing the 2 part harmony all by myself!!!

Oct 24, 2011 10:26 AM
Diane M. Phillips Realtor 443-286-4365
Frankly Real Estate Inc. - Manchester, MD
Specializing in Carroll Co., MD

Karen ~ LOL! Two heads... I can't imagine doing all that hair, especially on a rainy day! I would like to have two of me, one for real estate work and one for my "other job" - mom, wife, house keeper, etc., etc, you know what I mean.

Oct 25, 2011 10:25 AM
Pam Hills
Innovative Artistry - Kendall, FL
ASP/IAHSP- Stager Miami, FL, Creative Minds Innovatively At Work

Just checking back as I suggested, but not featured, so I wanted to pass forward this humor, as I chucked for two days with it (thought others would enjoy for sure)....but no re-blogging ... :-/   Hugs & night 3:45am wake up tomorrow.... (is it another newbie thing?)

Oct 25, 2011 12:57 PM
Christine Donovan
Donovan Blatt Realty - Costa Mesa, CA
Broker/Attorney 714-319-9751 DRE01267479 - Costa M

Karen Anne - I sometimes think cloning myself would be helpful to getting things done, but maybe it would add to confusion.  I also think two heads are better than one when it allows different ideas.

Oct 25, 2011 02:28 PM
Michael Dagner
Brokers Guild Classic - Denver, CO
Your Denver Homes Realty Expert

Hi Karen Anne - I certainly can identify.  I've often wished I had not just two heads, but two whole me's (or more), cause I'll just never get it all done.  Ever!

Oct 26, 2011 05:57 PM
Sandy Shores FL Realtor®, Melbourne Real Estate
M & M Realty of Brevard Inc. - Melbourne, FL
Brevard County Real Estate, Florida's Space Coast

Karen, I have often heard it said that two heads are better than one. But, I hadn't thought of the extra expenses of taking care of that extra head. It could get costly.  I have often wished for more hands, that would be nice. 

Thanks for the chuckle this morning.

Oct 27, 2011 04:43 AM
Elizabeth Bolton
RE/MAX Destiny Real Estate Cambridge, MA - Cambridge, MA
Cambridge MA Realtor

Hi Karen ~ I popped into AR to see what was being written about Occupy Wall Street and saw a couple of your comments on a post - and couldn't resist stopping by here.

Funny - several times I've felt I had two parallel brains.  In one brain I know that I have to do X on such and such day at such and such time.  In the other brain I am fully aware that I have to do Y at the very same day/time.  When the brains finally line up it is *very* disconcerting.  

Liz 

Oct 27, 2011 04:37 PM
Hella Mitschke Rothwell
(831) 626-4000 - Honolulu, HI
Hawaii & California Real Estate Broker

Karen: I know my two heads would get into an argument, and then we would butt heads! Yowza...

Oct 27, 2011 05:00 PM
Mary Douglas
United Country Ponderosa Realty, Red Feather Lakes, Colorado - Red Feather Lakes, CO
REALTOR, Red Feather Lakes, Colorado

Karen Anne, I never considered having 2 heads- until now, but considering the additional expense...not to mention having to re-design my wardrobe for that added convenience!  I guess I'll stick to just one.  I would like an additional hard drive to download the information and free up more space inside my head, though.

Oct 28, 2011 02:29 AM
John McCormack, CRS
Albuquerque Homes Realty - Albuquerque, NM

Hi Karen -

Two heads?  Nope not me.  I have enough trouble keeping my one head screwed on straight! LOL

Best regards from the Q

Oct 28, 2011 07:19 AM
Eric Kodner
Madeline Island Realty - La Pointe, WI
CRS, Madeline Island Realty, LaPointe, WI 54850 -

I could certainly use a clone.  An extra bod would come in handy, preferably one in better shape!

Oct 30, 2011 11:59 AM
Jon Zolsky, Daytona Beach, FL
Daytona Condo Realty, 386-405-4408 - Daytona Beach, FL
Buy Daytona condos for heavenly good prices

Karen Ann - it is all true, and still, there is trouble with featuring. I can't believe that you do not noticeposts that are darn wrong for every agent in the trenches, and the only way they made it to featured was that whoever featured them has little idea of the trenches.

 

Oct 30, 2011 04:56 PM
Karen Anne Stone
New Home Hunters of Fort Worth and Tarrant County - Fort Worth, TX
Fort Worth Real Estate

John in #52:  My friend, I am kinda thinking that perhaps you have made this comment on the wrong post.  Have a great week.

Oct 30, 2011 07:09 PM
Garreth Wilcock
Sherlock Homes Frisco - Frisco, TX
Sherlock Homes Frisco

I have a fore head, but not two heads.

Nov 05, 2011 05:10 PM
Lisa Wetzel
RE/MAX Realty Affiliates - Carson City, NV
CDPE, SFR carsonvalleyland.com

Karen ... your posts are always sopt on .. I lve to read them!  They jut have a way of being right on target every time!  Great Job!

Nov 19, 2011 02:37 PM