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I Am Quitting My Real Estate Career, So I Have Time to Sit Back and Count My Millions

By Sandy Shores FL Realtor®, Melbourne Real Estate

Real Estate Broker/Owner with M & M Realty of Brevard Inc. BK629999

October 27, 2011 02:35 AM

I am going to Quit My Real Estate Job, So I can Count my Millions

First thing each day I typically sit down to check my e mails. I have two e mail accounts - one is personal and the other one is for my business.

My mailbox was empty last night and this morning I had over 60 e mails in my junk mail box. I really wish it would stop. It takes time to get through them, and I want to be sure that I don't miss something important.

Today my e mails looked like this:

I have been awarded 37.5% million dollars as the beneficiary of a royal estate. I just need to provide my full name, bank account number and social security number and they'll have that money deposited in my account in no time.

Isa Adamu, an attorney, told me his clients were killed in a bomb blast. He is awarding me with 14.7 million dollars as their next of kin.

A womans husband died in a Boeing plane crash, and would like me to help her distribute his $2.2 Million.

I have just been awarded a free laptop computer.

I was notified that $10 Million dollars was added to my debit card. To claim it I have to call a toll free number.

The auditor of an African Bank that cannot unfreeze the bank account of a famous Lord wants me to help him collect "ninethin million three Hundred and thirty Thousand United States Dollars.19,300.30, 000.00". Hmmm...

And if I were a man, don't worry, this company could help me take care of any performance issues I may have. YIKES!

Mrs. Anne Frank has deposited $1.5 million in Fedex Express. It will come to me as soon as I provide her with $100 and all of my personal information.

I am wondering why I am still working in the real estate business. With all this money coming to me, it seems to me I should just sit back, put my feet up, and start counting my millions.

Then, I can dream about how I'm going to spend it all.

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Gary L. Waters Broker Associate, Bucci Realty

Bucci Realty, Inc. - Melbourne, FL

Eighteen Years Experience in Brevard County

With all those millions...lets see...I have a few suggestions starting with share!!!! I saw your new post and thought you had done another market report!

Oct 27, 2011 03:22 AM

Yolanda Cordova-Gilbert

Richmond, TX

Sandy,

Someone beat me to the punch line turn in the sailboat for a yacht and oh by the way I forgot to mention that I am your long lost sister LOL. Geez it slays me that people really fall for that stuff! Take care and have a great day.

Oct 27, 2011 07:57 AM

John Sweeney

Crye-Leike Elite Realtors - Jackson, TN

I just love getting all the spam emails. I find so much out about myself, I could certainly improve my performance based on what the emails suggest.

Oct 27, 2011 08:00 AM

Silvia Dukes PA, Broker Associate, CRS, CIPS, SRES

Tropic Shores Realty - Ich spreche Deutsch! - Spring Hill, FL

Florida Waterfront and Country Club Living

Sandy, rather than entrusting the money to banks, I would suggest to them to have their people meet your people at the airport for the cash delivery of the funds. Then gladly reward them handsomely for their efforts and of course pay their expenses as soon as the delivery is made! Good luck! :-)

Oct 27, 2011 01:15 PM

Mary Douglas

United Country Ponderosa Realty, Red Feather Lakes, Colorado - Red Feather Lakes, CO

REALTOR, Red Feather Lakes, Colorado

Hey Sandy, I don't really understand why you'd even be blogging, with all those millions coming in, there's no need! HAHA! The mail in my junk box really does take time to sift through each day,too - I hear ya!

Oct 27, 2011 02:03 PM

Gabe Sanders

Real Estate of Florida specializing in Martin County Residential Homes, Condos and Land Sales - Stuart, FL

Stuart Florida Real Estate

It would be nice wouldn't it? I sometimes wonder who falls for these poorly written scams.

Oct 28, 2011 12:57 AM

Sandy Shores FL Realtor®, Melbourne Real Estate

M & M Realty of Brevard Inc. - Melbourne, FL

Brevard County Real Estate, Florida's Space Coast

Charita, You are cracking me up. I guess I wasn't thinking big enough when I put sailboat picture up there. I should be thinking millions, not thousands. Lol

Oct 31, 2011 10:01 AM

Sandy Shores FL Realtor®, Melbourne Real Estate

M & M Realty of Brevard Inc. - Melbourne, FL

Brevard County Real Estate, Florida's Space Coast

Leslie, Ahh, I know about that... just like some swamp land in Florida. I've got your number written down, so as soon as that money starts flowing, I will be giving you a jingle.

Oct 31, 2011 10:02 AM

Sandy Shores FL Realtor®, Melbourne Real Estate

M & M Realty of Brevard Inc. - Melbourne, FL

Brevard County Real Estate, Florida's Space Coast

Paul, I agree, people somewhere have to be falling for these schemes, because otherwise they would stop, wouldn't they? You said it perfectly, "The only way I know to get anything in life is to treat people decently and work hard." So true!

Oct 31, 2011 10:04 AM

Sandy Shores FL Realtor®, Melbourne Real Estate

M & M Realty of Brevard Inc. - Melbourne, FL

Brevard County Real Estate, Florida's Space Coast

Ah Martin, If I had a dime for everytime someone said, 'I could have bought that piece of property for dirt cheap 20 years ago.' There's one of those sayings, right?

Going out sailing would be a lot more fun than digging through junk email.

Oct 31, 2011 10:07 AM

Sandy Shores FL Realtor®, Melbourne Real Estate

M & M Realty of Brevard Inc. - Melbourne, FL

Brevard County Real Estate, Florida's Space Coast

Laura, You silly girl, what were you thinking? Deleting before reading? Think of all the money you missed out on.

Oct 31, 2011 10:09 AM

Sandy Shores FL Realtor®, Melbourne Real Estate

M & M Realty of Brevard Inc. - Melbourne, FL

Brevard County Real Estate, Florida's Space Coast

Keisha, Like I say, share the wealth... there's plenty to go around for everyone.

Oct 31, 2011 10:10 AM

Sandy Shores FL Realtor®, Melbourne Real Estate

M & M Realty of Brevard Inc. - Melbourne, FL

Brevard County Real Estate, Florida's Space Coast

I am happy to share with you, Gary. No problem, anything for a friend.

Another market report, huh? You are a funny guy! I am actually working on the next one right now. I'll let you know when it rolls off the press.

Oct 31, 2011 10:12 AM

Sandy Shores FL Realtor®, Melbourne Real Estate

M & M Realty of Brevard Inc. - Melbourne, FL

Brevard County Real Estate, Florida's Space Coast

Yolanda, Hey sis, where you been all these years? Funny, we don't look alike, do we? Ah, maybe just a little bit. I'll have to get you here so you can show me how to spend all of that money. The sailboat looked inviting and relaxing to me. But, I guess it's not big enough, huh?

It's a shame that people fall for those schemes, as some are losing their hard earned money.

Oct 31, 2011 10:15 AM

Sandy Shores FL Realtor®, Melbourne Real Estate

M & M Realty of Brevard Inc. - Melbourne, FL

Brevard County Real Estate, Florida's Space Coast

Hi John, Your comment made me laugh. Those emails are just a treasure trove of information about you, aren't they? Oh, but the things those scam artists would love to find out about you!

Oct 31, 2011 10:16 AM

Sandy Shores FL Realtor®, Melbourne Real Estate

M & M Realty of Brevard Inc. - Melbourne, FL

Brevard County Real Estate, Florida's Space Coast

Silvia, You, my dear, are on to these people, aren't you? And, that's exactly what these scams are all about, isn't it? You are handing over your money in the hopes of getting millions in exchange. Some people don't really know how the scams work.

Oct 31, 2011 10:19 AM

Sandy Shores FL Realtor®, Melbourne Real Estate

M & M Realty of Brevard Inc. - Melbourne, FL

Brevard County Real Estate, Florida's Space Coast

Gosh Mary, I never even thought about that. You're right. I don't really need to be blogging anymore, do I? Hmmm... but if I didn't blog, then I would miss seeing and talking to all of you. That's not good. Oh, but wait, I said I was going to share the wealth, didn't I? So, I would see all of you after all, anyway. But, wait... I would have more friends than I could possibly count if I had millions, wouldn't I? Hmmm... this all sounds too complicated. Lol

Oct 31, 2011 10:22 AM

Sandy Shores FL Realtor®, Melbourne Real Estate

M & M Realty of Brevard Inc. - Melbourne, FL

Brevard County Real Estate, Florida's Space Coast

Gabe, I wonder if it would really be nice, or if a person would lose sense of reality.

You made a great point in your comment, that it is amazing that some do fall for these terribly written schemes.

Oct 31, 2011 10:24 AM

Mary Douglas

United Country Ponderosa Realty, Red Feather Lakes, Colorado - Red Feather Lakes, CO

REALTOR, Red Feather Lakes, Colorado

It is complicated Sandy, and I would miss seeing you here too. It's OK, I won't let the others know that I am spending next year with you on your yacht! :-)

Oct 31, 2011 01:24 PM

Judy Greenberg

Compass - Long Grove, IL

Compass- Long Grove -Buffalo Grove

We waste so much time, reading junk mail... its ridiculous. I would rather spend that time reading a great novel, but never have enough time. How many emails did you get that said turn the clocks back..

Nov 06, 2011 01:37 AM

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