Tuesday's Chuckles

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Top Signs That You're Too Old to Trick or Treat ...

10. You get winded from knocking on the door.

9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you.

8. You ask for high fiber candy only.

7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and fall over.

6. People say, "What a scary mask!" but you're not wearing a mask!

5. When the door opens you yell, "Trick or..." and can't remember the rest.

4. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders.

3. You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your hairpiece.

2. You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker.

and last but not least...

1. You avoid going to houses where your ex-wives live.

Comments (5)

Debb Janes EcoBroker and Bernie Stea JD
ViewHomes of Clark County - Nature As Neighbors - Camas, WA
REALTORS® in Clark County, WA

Very funny - I needed a good laugh this morning. We had just one trick or treater last night and I'm sure he had a five o'clock shadow - I think he needs to think about hanging up his treat bag. :)

Nov 01, 2011 03:13 AM
Don MacLean
New England Real Estate Center Inc. - Easton, MA
Realtor-Homes for Sale- Easton, Mass 02356

Maurice, definitely laughed out loud, loved # 4

Enjoy the day

Nov 01, 2011 03:24 AM
Terri Stephens
CIR REALTY - Calgary, AB
REALTOR, Calgary & Airdrie 403-827-4663

Great Chuckle - I like number #1 - too funny.  Time to hang up the old loot bag if you can relate to any of the above.  I saw a few "kids" that were well past their prime..for collecting treats.   Have a great TUESDAY

Nov 01, 2011 03:25 AM
Susan West
RE/MAX Mountain Properties - Prescott, AZ
Prescott, AZ - ABR, CRS, GRI, SRES, SFR

Hi Maurice,

I too laughed out loud.  Very funny.  Thank you and make it a GREAT day.

SW

Nov 01, 2011 03:31 AM
Randy Ostrander
Lake and Lodge Realty LLC - Big Rapids, MI
Real Estate Broker, Serving Big Rapids and West Central MI

Good morning Maurice. Hilarious. Great way to get me through that mid morning hump. Onward and upward with a laugh.

Nov 01, 2011 04:24 AM