Fast thinking lawyer!

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Home Inspector with B4 U Close Home Inspections&Radon Testing (www.b4uclose.com)

Two lawyers are standing in line at a bank when armed robbers burst in.

While a few of the robbers take the money from the tellers, the others line the customers up against a wall and proceed to take their wallets, jewelry,
and any other valuables they may have.

While this is all taking place, one lawyer presses something into his colleague's hand. Without looking down, the second lawyers whispers, "What is that?"

"It's the $100 I owe you," replies the first lawyer.

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Erby Crofutt
KY Lic# HI-2041
B4 U Close Home Inspections & Radon Testing
Georgetown, KY
www.b4uclose.com
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I think the current owners are a little angry about the thorough inspection you did. They didn't have one done and it cost them $18K.  I, my loan officer and my agent think a home inspection is well worth what I paid.

Nathan, Morehead, KY Inspection  (20101012B)

Thank You for the outstanding job you did on the inspection.  We bought and sold 9 houses and this was the only inspection that was ever done properly.  It was helpful and we will use it to do the repairs with a system, instead of the guess work we usually do.  Thanks again

Mike & Barbara, Stamping Ground, KY Inspection (20050603

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Rainmaker
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Allen Tate - Concord, NC

Hahahahaha yeah right!!!!!!! Lawyers dont give money away even if they owe it too you! lol ( J )

Nov 02, 2011 06:58 AM #1
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Gayle Barton, Forsyth County Real Estate
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Haha Sounds about right -  I'll have to pass it on to my legal eagle buddies..

Nov 02, 2011 08:26 AM #2
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William Feela
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Yea...no loyalty among them at all.  LOL  Thaks for the chuckle!

Nov 02, 2011 11:08 AM #3
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Robert Butler
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Montreal Home Inspector | Aspect Inspection

Yeah. Everybody love that story. Thanks.

Nov 03, 2011 03:39 AM #4
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