HUMOR - YOUR AGE BY EATING OUT - MATH

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Services for Real Estate Pros with Long Island Business Brokerage, Inc.

YOUR AGE BY EATING OUT

Don't tell me your age; you probably would tell a falsehood anyway

- but

your waiter may know!

YOUR AGE BY DINER & RESTAURANT MATH

This is pretty neat.

DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!

It takes less than a minute. Work this out as you read. Be sure you

don't

read the bottom until you've worked it out! This is not one of those waste of time things; it's fun.

1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to go out to eat (more than once but less than 10)

2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)

3. Add 5

4. Multiply it by 50

5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1757 .... If you haven't, add 1756

6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born

You should have a three digit number

The first digit of this was your original number (i.e., how many times you want to go out to restaurants in a week)

The next two numbers are

YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)

NOTE: THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2007) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT STILL WORKS

Michael O'Donnell, the Long Island Business Broker

Comments (5)

Gail Gladstone
Long Island Business Brokerage, Inc. - Huntington, NY
I did it...and it works!
Nov 01, 2007 03:25 PM
Gary Bland R (S) E-Pro, ABR
Hawaii Life Real Estate Brokers - Wailea, HI
I had been surprised.  This did have my age.  I will go back and figure this out. 
Nov 01, 2007 03:34 PM
Pat Laracy Baker
Realty Executives Boston West - Holliston, MA
Pat Baker Dream Home Maker
That is amazing.  It really works. That was fun.
Nov 01, 2007 03:35 PM
"Tommy" Decebal
HomeSpector Inc. 516-851-5833 - Farmingdale, NY
Adamescu Long Island NY MASTER Home Inspector
Anonymous
Tanya
Mine was off by a year. I followed like I was suppose to
Mar 24, 2008 07:06 AM
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