Friday Funny...a NON-partisan political joke!

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Mortgage and Lending with Bank of Oregon a division of Willamette Valley Bank

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the highway. Nothing is moving.
Suddenly, a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down the window and asks, "What's going on?"


"Terrorists have kidnapped Congress, and are asking for a $10 million dollar ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them all in gasoline and set them on fire.We are going from car to car, taking up a collection."


"How much is everyone giving, on average?" the driver asks.
The man replies, "About a gallon"




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Rainmaker
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William Feela
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LOL...I will do my share.  Just need to know who will transport it!

Nov 04, 2011 12:52 PM #1
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Karen Burket
Bank of Oregon a division of Willamette Valley Bank - Medford, OR
Valley Mortgage Grou, Conventional, FHA, VA, mortgages

Bill...we've got a few extra gas cans hanging around in the garage?  Should I express mail one to you?  lol  ;-)   Have a great weekend!   BTW, I posted  your Ole fishing joke on my FB page...got a lot of chuckles for sure!   

Nov 04, 2011 12:55 PM #2
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Charles Stallions
Charles Stallions Real Estate Services - Pensacola, FL
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Man that is terrible but funny, I'm afraid that if things get much worse we may all be wanting to do something to these fellows.

Nov 04, 2011 04:01 PM #3
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Broker Nick
South Florida Real Estate & Development, Inc. - Coconut Creek, FL
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Here's my gallon, but only on the ones who are spending us to oblivion - perhaps some will be ransomed.

Nov 05, 2011 12:47 AM #4
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Karen Burket
Bank of Oregon a division of Willamette Valley Bank - Medford, OR
Valley Mortgage Grou, Conventional, FHA, VA, mortgages

Hi Charles!  I'm thinking tar and feathering or drawn and quartered may be a good option!  ;-)   Have a great day!

Morning, Nicholas!  I suppose there are a few who deserve a "pass".  ;-)

Nov 05, 2011 03:05 AM #5
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Sheila Anderson
Referral Group Incorporated - East Brunswick, NJ
The Real Estate Whisperer Who Listens 732-715-1133

Very funny Karen. I'm running but I hope tomorrow is your day with Sammi. I know you will keep me posted and hoping you are feeling better too.

Nov 05, 2011 10:35 AM #6
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Karen Burket
Bank of Oregon a division of Willamette Valley Bank - Medford, OR
Valley Mortgage Grou, Conventional, FHA, VA, mortgages

Morning Sheila!  Glad you enjoyed the chuckle.  Still no word on Sammi...hubby has emailed the gal from the SPCA a few times and we've gotten no response.  Weird.  We're thinking the foster family decided to keep her afterall.  As long as Sammi is in good hands, that's what matters I suppose.  Maybe just not meant to be.  :)

Nov 07, 2011 04:04 AM #7
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David Burrows
Classic Realty - Fairfax, VA
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Karen, I am not sure where you find your jokes, but I love it. Thanks for posting.

Nov 07, 2011 10:33 AM #8
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Karen Burket
Bank of Oregon a division of Willamette Valley Bank - Medford, OR
Valley Mortgage Grou, Conventional, FHA, VA, mortgages

Hi David!  Hubby has a retired buddy with too much time on his hands!  lol.  He emails us some of the greatest chuckles!  Glad you enjoyed and have a terrific rest of your day.  :-)

Nov 07, 2011 10:40 AM #9
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Dawn A Fabiszak
Private Label Realty ( Denver metro area, Colorado - Aurora, CO
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Karen ~ can I donate to the cause?  It's probably onoe of the better causes that I have heard about in a long time!

Nov 07, 2011 02:33 PM #10
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Nick T Pappas
Assoc. Broker/Broker ABR, CRS, SFR, e-Pro, @Homes Realty Group, @HomesBirmingham & Providence Property Mgmnt, LLC Hun... - Huntsville, AL
Madison & Huntsville Alabama Real Estate Resource

Karen, I totally agree with Dawn...this is definitely a cause I can support.  I've drained the cars, motorcycle, lawn tractors, weed whackers, chain saw, my next door neighbors plane...where do I send the gas??

Nov 08, 2011 04:54 AM #11
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Karen Burket
Bank of Oregon a division of Willamette Valley Bank - Medford, OR
Valley Mortgage Grou, Conventional, FHA, VA, mortgages

Morning, Dawn!  No kidding!  There's GOT to be a group we can join!  lol 

Hey Nick!  1600 Pennsylvania avenue comes to mind...I'm sure someone there can forward.  ;-)

Nov 08, 2011 06:17 AM #12
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