Monday's Humor

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A mild-mannered man was tired of being bossed around by his wife; so he went to a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist said he needed to build his self-esteem, and so gave him a book on assertiveness, which he read on the way home.

He had finished the book by the time he reached his house. The man stormed into the house and walked up to his wife. Pointing a finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want you to know that 'I' am the man of this house, and my word is law! I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you're going to draw me my bath so I can relax. And, when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"

"The funeral director," said his wife.

Comments (7)

Charles Stallions Real Estate Services
Charles Stallions Real Estate Services Inc - Gulf Breeze, FL
Buyers Agent 800-309-3414 Pace and Gulf Breeze,Fl.

Yep That's about right and well thought out by her LOL, love the humor Happy Selling

Nov 07, 2011 01:15 AM
Adrian Willanger
206 909-7536 - Seattle, WA
Profit from my two decades of experience

Maurice-thanks for the Monday humor, he should have stopped with cooking me a gourmet meal. LOL

Nov 07, 2011 01:18 AM
Collette Sarmento
Cameron Real Estate Group - Wakefield, MA
781*258*9718--Your Agent For Life

LOL, Too funny!

Nov 07, 2011 01:19 AM
Gary Woltal
Keller Williams Realty - Flower Mound, TX
Assoc. Broker Realtor SFR Dallas Ft. Worth

Very good one Maurice, keep them coming...

Nov 07, 2011 01:20 AM
Ken Brandon
Coldwell Banker Sea Coast Advantage (Jacksonville, NC) - Jacksonville, NC
Camp Lejeune, Jacksonville, NC

I like a good laugh to start off the week...and my wife enjoyed the humor as well.

Nov 07, 2011 03:10 AM
Maria Gilda Racelis
Home Buyers Realty, LLC-Manchester, Bolton. Vernon,Ellington - Manchester, CT
Home Ownership is w/in Reach. We Make it Happen!

LOL... I love this post.. Way to go Women!!!


Nov 07, 2011 08:27 AM
Kevin J. May
Florida Supreme Realty - Hobe Sound, FL
Serving the Treasure & Paradise Coasts of Florida

Not to be taken as an idle threat Maurice.  I believe many of us would hear a similar line.  The problem is always gonna be we've got to sleep sometime!  You're always a riot on Monday so I try not to ever miss it.

Nov 07, 2011 01:52 PM