The Italian Affair....Tuesday chuckle.

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Mortgage and Lending with Bank of Oregon a division of Willamette Valley Bank

For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman. One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant..

Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage. He paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide Child support until the child turned 18.

She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born.

To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write 'Spaghetti' on the back. He would then arrange for the child support payments to begin.

One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.

'Honey", she said, 'You received a very strange post card today.'

'Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later,' he said. The wife obeyed and watched as her Husband read the card, turned white, and fainted.

On the card was written:

Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti.

Three with meatballs, two without.

Send extra sauce! 

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Rainer
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Paul Stokes & Dean Rooke | Del Mar, Solana Beach & Cardiff Real Estate
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Ha ha ... thanks Karen, for the laugh. I needed it about now. Plus, it's a joke I can actually share with the family! Oh oh, I'm in joke mood now.

Nov 08, 2011 06:59 AM #1
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Karen Burket
Bank of Oregon a division of Willamette Valley Bank - Medford, OR
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Hi Paul and Dean!  Definitely a family friendly joke!  Glad I could provide a chuckle.  Enjoy the day! 

Nov 08, 2011 07:40 AM #2
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John McCormack, CRS
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Hi Karen -  I need this afternoon chuckle!  Thanks for the break of the days grind.

Nov 08, 2011 08:09 AM #3
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Jim Patton
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Very funny Karen.  It also made me hungry.   Thanks for the laugh.

Nov 08, 2011 10:18 AM #4
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Karen Burket
Bank of Oregon a division of Willamette Valley Bank - Medford, OR
Valley Mortgage Grou, Conventional, FHA, VA, mortgages

You are most welcome, John!  Have a great rest of your day.  :-)

Jim...go eat something already!  lol 

Nov 08, 2011 10:21 AM #5
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William Feela
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I would need the smelling salts for sure if I got the note!

Nov 08, 2011 11:20 AM #6
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Jim Patton
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Karen - I did go eat something.  It was mexican food though not Italian.  Hmmm...

Nov 08, 2011 12:01 PM #7
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Hilarious!!!! And now I will call my children Spaghetti!!!! I have one with meatballs and one without. lol I get to keep the sauce we are still a happy Italian family lol (j) great joke!

Nov 09, 2011 02:19 AM #8
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Karen Burket
Bank of Oregon a division of Willamette Valley Bank - Medford, OR
Valley Mortgage Grou, Conventional, FHA, VA, mortgages

Bill....I can guarantee you I'd be giving someone a good SLAPPING if he got a note like that!  lol   Have a great day! 

Hi Jim....something you need to confess?  lol.   

(j)...I think calling your kids spaghetti is perfectly fine!  lol   Glad you enjoyed.  Have a terrific day!

Richard, glad I could provide a good laugh for you.  You have a great day and all the best to you as well!  :)

Nov 09, 2011 04:49 AM #10
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Jim Patton
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Karen I probably have a lot to confess but you are not going to get it out of me that easy. 

Nov 09, 2011 07:25 AM #11
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Karen Burket
Bank of Oregon a division of Willamette Valley Bank - Medford, OR
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<drats...>   Guess I'm going to have to resort in putting sodium pentathol in the cake I bake for you. ;-)

Nov 09, 2011 07:33 AM #12
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