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We've all heard redneck jokes...well, based on this, I'm proud to be one!

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Mortgage and Lending with Bank of Oregon a division of Willamette Valley Bank

This was a great email I received recently.  


We have enjoyed the redneck jokes for years. It's time to
Take a reflective look at the core beliefs of a culture that
Values home, family, country and God. If I had to stand
Before a dozen terrorists who threaten my life, I'd
Choose a half dozen or so rednecks to back me up.
Tire irons, squirrel guns and grit -- that's what rednecks are
Made of. 


You might be a redneck if: It never occurred to you to
Be offended by the phrase, 'One nation, under God..'


You might be a redneck if: You've never protested about seeing 

The 10 Commandments posted in public places. 

You might be a redneck if: You still say ' Christmas'
Instead of 'Winter Festival.'


You might be a redneck if: You bow your head when 

Someone prays.

You might be a redneck if: You stand and place your
Hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem


You might be a redneck if: You treat our armed forces
Veterans with great respect, and always have.


You might be a redneck if: You've never burned an
American flag, nor intend to.


You might be a redneck if: You know what you believe
And you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.


You might be a redneck if: You respect your elders and
Raised your kids to do the same.


You might be a redneck if: You'd give your last dollar to
A friend.




God Bless the USA ! 

William Feela
WHISPERING PINES REALTY - North Branch, MN
Realtor, Whispering Pines Realty 651-674-5999 No.

Karen...I do have to agree.  We do pick on the simplemindedness of the culture, but they still have the core values this country was founded on!

Nov 10, 2011 10:07 AM
Mike Frazier
Carousel Realty of Dyer County - Dyersburg, TN
Northwest Tennessee Realtor

Well this proves it, I am a redneck through and through. Have a great veterans day weekend. I will be marching with all the true "heros" tomorrow. I got in late, 1974 and out 4 years later before the next war.

Nov 10, 2011 10:07 AM
Karen Burket
Bank of Oregon a division of Willamette Valley Bank - Medford, OR
Valley Mortgage Grou, Conventional, FHA, VA, mortgages

Bill....nothing wrong with simple, especially with thoughts and attitudes as presented!  

Hi Mike, you fellow redneck you!  Thank you sir for your service to our Country!  Have a wonderful Veteran's Day to you, and your fellow heros.  All the best! 

Nov 10, 2011 10:11 AM
Tony & Darcy Cannon
Aubrey and Associates Realty - Layton, UT
The C Team

Karen, I hope that I qualify to be a Redneck under those conditions!  I only hope to continue to live up to those standards!  Great post!

Nov 10, 2011 12:00 PM
Carl Winters
Canyon Lake, TX

Redneck all the way over here at Canyon Lake.

C&C

Nov 10, 2011 01:00 PM
John M. Scott
BRE # 01442690, Scott Keys Properties - San Francisco, CA
Broker / Owner San Francisco Bay Area

Karen, I happen to agree with every one of those points. But I'm still not a redneck!

Nov 10, 2011 01:39 PM
Kelly Wuthrich
Silvercreek Realty-Eagle, Meridian, Boise, Kuna, Star~IDAHO - Eagle, ID
Eagle & Meridian ID Real Estate

It used to be...you might be an American instead of Redneck...  Things are changing in our country. 

Nov 11, 2011 01:12 AM