Dogs make good friends, but if you're looking for a really dependable pal, you've got to get yourself a spoon. Spoons never run away, they never rat you out, they come in handy when all you've got is soup, and, best of all, they turn into a weapon during a bar fight. Sure they're not much when it comes to talking, but who wants a blabbermouth for a friend anyway? I'll take a spoon over a face licking dog any day of the week.
Spoons are one thing, but spooning is a whole other story. I hate spooning. Unless we're huddling for warmth, I don't want to sleep anywhere near someone. I need my space. If you get too close to me when I'm sleeping, get ready for some bruises because I'm a wild child at night. Tossing, turning, choking, gouging - trust me, you're better off as far away from me as possible.
That was my though for the day.
Dwight
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