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 Letter to the Men's Helpline:


  Hi Andy, I really need your advice on a serious problem:


I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.  The usual signs:  if the phone rings and I answer, the caller hangs up;  she goes out with the girls a lot.  I try to stay awake to look out for her when she comes home but I usually fall asleep.  Anyway last night about midnight I hid in the shed, behind my golf clubs.  When she came home she got out of someone's car, buttoning her blouse, then she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on. 


 It was at that moment, crouched behind my golf bag, that I notice a hairline crack in my Driver face.  Is that something I can fix or do I need to replace it ?  

Comments (1)

Don MacLean
New England Real Estate Center Inc. - Easton, MA
Realtor-Homes for Sale- Easton, Mass 02356

Maurice, I have a few friends exactly like that, it that why there wives are always going out

Enjoy the day

Nov 11, 2011 06:54 AM