Ole on his deathbed.

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Mortgage and Lending with Bank of Oregon a division of Willamette Valley Bank

Ole is on his deathbed. The doctor has told him he has only a few hours to live. He catches the scent of his favorite cookie bars wafting through the air. With all the strength he can muster, he drags himself into the kitchen and sees a fresh pan cooling on the rack. He cuts one out and bites into the scrumptious cookie.


Lena comes in, smacks his hand, and says, "Shame on you, Ole!  Dese are for after de funeral!

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Scott Warga
ACSI American Construction Specialists & Investigations - Gilbert, AZ

That's just wrong. Funny, but wrong.

Nov 15, 2011 11:43 AM #1
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Karen Burket
Bank of Oregon a division of Willamette Valley Bank - Medford, OR
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Scott...who can't resist Ole and Lena?  lol   

 

Nov 15, 2011 12:45 PM #2
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Steve and Jan Bachman
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I will use this today and in the future as part of my routine. Keep them coming. I need new material.

Nov 16, 2011 03:14 AM #3
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Karen Burket
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Aye aye, Steve and Jan!  Glad you got a chuckle.  Have a terrific day!

Nov 16, 2011 06:31 AM #4
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