Hope this is me in 40 years...

Real Estate Broker/Owner with Peters Realty SB065509

Roger , 85,  married Jenny, a lovely 25 year old .

 Since her new husband is so old, Jenny decides that after their  wedding she and Roger should have separate bedrooms, because she is

 concerned that her new but aged husband may over-exert himself   if they

 spend the entire night together.


 After the wedding festivities Jenny prepares herself for bed and the expected knock on the door. Sure enough the knock comes, the door opens  and there is Roger, her 85 year old groom, ready for action. They unite as

 one.   All goes well, Roger takes leave of his bride, and she prepares to


 to   sleep.


 After a few minutes, Jenny hears another knock on her bedroom door,  and it's Roger,  Again he is ready for more 'action'. Somewhat surprised,  Jenny consents for more coupling. When the newly weds are done, Roger  kisses his bride, bids her a fond good night and leaves.


 She is  set to go to sleep again, but, aha, you guessed it - Roger

 is  back   again, rapping on the door and is as fresh as a 25-year-old,

 ready for more  'action'. And, once more they enjoy each other.


 But as Roger gets set to leave again, his young bride says to him,  'I  am thoroughly  impressed that at your age you can perform so well and  so often.  I have been with guys less than a third of your age who were only good once. You are truly a great lover, Roger.'


 Roger,  somewhat embarrassed, turns to Jenny and says: 'You mean I  was here already?'

Comments (2)

Ed Pichette
RE/MAX South Shore Realty - Riverview, FL
RE/MAX South Shore Realty

Steve, thats a good one. He may have forgotten he was there, but he sure knew what he was doing while he was there.

Nov 19, 2011 08:26 AM
Steve Peters, Jr.
Peters Realty - Newport, PA
Broker/Owner Peters Realty

Lucky guy..........

Nov 19, 2011 08:36 AM