Real Estate Broker/Owner with Peters Realty SB065509


A driver was stuck in a traffic jam on the highway outside Washington, DC.
Nothing was moving. Suddenly, a man knocks on the window.

The driver rolls down the window and asks, "What's going on?"

"Terrorists have kidnapped Congress, and they're asking for a $100 million
dollar ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them all in gasoline and set
them on fire. We are going from car to car, collecting donations."

"How much is everyone giving, on average?" the driver asks.

The man replies, "Roughly a gallon."


Comments (2)

Fred Griffin Florida Real Estate
Fred Griffin Real Estate - Tallahassee, FL
Licensed Florida Real Estate Broker

Make mine a double!  LOL


Nov 23, 2011 07:06 AM
Steven Cook
No Longer Processing Mortgages. - Tacoma, WA

Steve -- that is good.  We can be thankful that we still have the freedom to say/post/think such things without being thrown immediately into jail.  

Have a Terrific Thanksgiving!

Nov 23, 2011 07:13 AM