The Fisherman...

By
Real Estate Broker/Owner with Peters Realty SB065509

A guy is 72 years old and loves to fish.

He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.'

He looked around and couldn't see anyone. He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again,'Pick me up.'

He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.

The man said, 'Are you talking to me?'

The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.'Pick me up, then kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'

The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it up carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.

The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'

He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'

With age comes wisdom

Comments (3)

Bud & Beth McKinney
RE/MAX UNITED - Cary, NC
Cary/Raleigh/Apex NC - The Team That Cares, RE/MAX United

Haha very entertaining, I did not expect that! I would have done the same though, a talking frog would be much more interesting

Dec 07, 2011 06:51 AM
Joe Petrowsky
Mortgage Consultant, Right Trac Financial Group, Inc. NMLS # 2709 - Manchester, CT
Your Mortgage Consultant for Life

That is very good! I added it to my list, to use for a future event. Thank you for sharing.

Dec 07, 2011 07:03 AM
David Spencer
Keller Williams Northland - Kansas City, MO
Show Me real estate in Kansas City

Thanks for the wisdom.

Dec 07, 2011 08:14 AM