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Sunday Morning Humor December 25th 2011

Mortgage and Lending


Ole is the Pastor of the local Norwegian Lutheran Church and Pastor Sven is the minister of the Swedish Covenant Church across the road.

One day they are seen pounding a sign into the ground, which said:



As a car speeds past them, the driver leans out his window and yells,

"Leave people alone, you Skandihoovian religious nuts!"

From the curve they heard screeching tires and a big splash.

Shakin' his head, Rev. Ole says "Dat's da terd one dis mornin'."

"Yaa," Pastor Sven agrees, then asks, "Do ya tink maybe da sign should yust say, 'Bridge Out?'"




Posted by

Jim Poole

Senior Loan Officer NMLS #351358

813.205.7958 Mobile




JOSH EVANS *JoshEvansHomes 516-655-5000
Village Properties of Mineola, LLC - Mineola, NY

Good one and thanks. Happy holidays and good luck to you this year

Dec 24, 2011 11:44 PM
Roy Kelley
Retired - Gaithersburg, MD


Merry Christmas!

Your friends in Maryland, Roy and Dolores Kelley

Longwood Gardens IMG_2203

Photographs by Roy Kelley.  Canon PowerShot G11 camera.
Roy and Dolores Kelley Photographs


Dec 24, 2011 11:48 PM
Jon Eliason
EXIT Realty Advantage Pagosa, Pagosa Springs, Colorado - Pagosa Springs, CO

I knew vut dey mint for shoor.

Dec 25, 2011 12:11 AM
Gwen Fowler SC Lakes & Mountains 864-710-4518
Gwen Fowler Real Estate, Inc - Walhalla, SC
Gwen Fowler Real Estate, Inc.

Too Cute!! Communication is the key.  Hope you and yours have a very merry Christmas.

Dec 25, 2011 01:09 AM
Brian England
Ambrose Realty Management LLC - Gilbert, AZ
MBA, GRI, REALTOR® Real Estate in East Valley AZ

That is too funny, thanks for sharing and I hope you are having a perfect Christmas day!

Dec 25, 2011 01:31 AM
Jim Poole
Tampa, FL
Zero Down, USDA Purchase Loans, FHA 203(K) Rehab & VA Streamline Loans

Glad ya'll enjoyed the humor. Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to everyone.

Dec 25, 2011 02:49 AM
Jane Chaulklin-Schott
TEAMCONNECT REALTY - (407) 394-9766 - Orlando, FL
TeamConnect Luxury Homes - Orlando, Florida, 32836

I was in the mood for something funny;  thanks for sharing.

Oct 08, 2018 01:40 PM
Michael Elliott
Fathom Realty - Burlington Township, NJ
Burlington, New Jersey Residential Sales

This is very funny, just seeing now, better late than never !

Jun 11, 2024 05:27 AM