Virtually Guaranteed to Be the Best ROI in Your Portfolio for 2012

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Real Estate Agent with Florida Supreme Realty SL514814

What rate are you seeking for your investments this year?  Do you have a figure which you'd like to achieve?  Maybe a tad bit more than you've seen in recent years.  Where is the best place to invest in 2012?  There are many answers to that depending on who you speak to and what medium you trust.  First of all you must believe in the vehicle and that it can arrive safely.

The photo below was used on several occasions to exploit both Republicans and Democrats way back in 2005.  The Veteran is Bill Moyer, and he gained almost instant notoriety by wearing his now famous auditory protective devices while listening to "W" speak to the Veterans of Foreign Wars in Salt Lake City during their 106th Convention on August 22nd. 

Bullshit Protectors

It is being suggested that you always keep a pair of these handy when listening to your advisors.  They slip on easily and nearly imperceptably.  It's my belief that their use will be coming back into vogue in a few short months if not already.  Do you believe in Real Estate?  Then you know where to invest!  Share your belief.
 
HERE'S HOW TO MAKE YOUR OWN IN THREE EASY STEPS
 
 


Step 1 — cut out ear slots first

Step 2 — cut out bullshit deflectors

Step 3 — place over earlobes

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Rainmaker
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Kevin J. May
Florida Supreme Realty - Hobe Sound, FL
Serving the Treasure & Paradise Coasts of Florida

Alexandra, as I was saying earlier today, we need to go back to the noon, evening and 11 o'clock broadcasts.  I have a modified version which allows more flow for WSJ readers.  Life simplified!

Apr 01, 2012 02:18 PM #4
Rainmaker
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DeeDee Riley
Lyon Real Estate - El Dorado Hills CA - El Dorado Hills, CA
Realtor - El Dorado Hills & the Surrounding Areas

Hi Kevin,

I had not seen these before but can definitely use a pair or two! 

Apr 02, 2012 03:37 PM #5
Rainmaker
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Kevin J. May
Florida Supreme Realty - Hobe Sound, FL
Serving the Treasure & Paradise Coasts of Florida

Hello Dee Dee, they can be worn discreetly by those with longer hairstyles too.  I included the instructions on how to make them if they're not available in your area.  Coming soon to a store near your!

Apr 02, 2012 09:35 PM #6
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Dawn A Fabiszak
Private Label Realty ( Denver metro area, Colorado - Aurora, CO
The Dawn of a New Real Estate Experience!

Kevin ~ I want to invest in those.  We are all exposed to so much crap.  Maybe they should be sold with a pair of waders!

Apr 03, 2012 03:34 AM #7
Rainmaker
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Kevin J. May
Florida Supreme Realty - Hobe Sound, FL
Serving the Treasure & Paradise Coasts of Florida

I didn't think about the tried and true waders Dawn, touche'.  Walk right through it unscathed!

Apr 03, 2012 04:07 AM #8
Rainmaker
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Roy Kelley
Realty Group Referrals - Gaithersburg, MD

Thanks for sharing your timely advice.  Yesterday was election day in Maryland and we must have received a record number of phone calls that were designed to influence our votes.

Apr 04, 2012 12:11 AM #9
Rainmaker
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Kevin J. May
Florida Supreme Realty - Hobe Sound, FL
Serving the Treasure & Paradise Coasts of Florida

Roy, isn't it funny how those calls are exempt from the DNC lists.  Oh, to be a legislator! 

Apr 04, 2012 12:26 AM #10
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Sharon Tara
Sharon Tara Transformations - Portsmouth, NH
New Hampshire Home Stager

I have never seen these -  something we should all have handy at a moments notice!

Apr 04, 2012 01:24 AM #11
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Kevin J. May
Florida Supreme Realty - Hobe Sound, FL
Serving the Treasure & Paradise Coasts of Florida

It used to be that the BS was not as inundating as it is today Sharon.  I'm all about protecting the species to the best of my ability.  These can help immensely.   

Apr 04, 2012 10:45 AM #12
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Evelina Tsigelnitskaya
SIB Realty - Sunny Isles Beach, FL
www.SIBRealty.org 305-931-6931

Thank you, Kevin, for this post. Funny and sad at the same time.

Apr 07, 2012 12:05 PM #13
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Kevin J. May
Florida Supreme Realty - Hobe Sound, FL
Serving the Treasure & Paradise Coasts of Florida

Evelina, when this was new in '05 the humor reigned over the sadness.  Now, the comicality is nearly lost.

Apr 07, 2012 03:35 PM #14
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Kona Home Team (luva llc) Lance Owens (RS)
Kona Home Team (luva llc) - Kailua-Kona, HI
Getting transactions done, when nobody else can!

Thanks Kevin, I want a pair also - you would think you could find them in a pack of "Crackerjacks"  

Thanks for sharing ! 

 

Apr 12, 2012 06:01 AM #15
Rainmaker
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Kevin J. May
Florida Supreme Realty - Hobe Sound, FL
Serving the Treasure & Paradise Coasts of Florida

.......and what a prize they would be Lance.  I'm making mine soon.  There are almost 7 more months of deflection ahead. 

Apr 12, 2012 06:19 AM #16
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Dee Mayers
Covina, CA
San Gabriel Valley, CA

Kevin,

I have a easier solution.  If you don't like what you are hearing, walk away, if you don't like what you are seeing, turn the channel.  What, with screw balls and nuts on the loose, why draw negative attention?!  Live long and prosper brothar. =D

Apr 12, 2012 11:14 AM #17
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Kevin J. May
Florida Supreme Realty - Hobe Sound, FL
Serving the Treasure & Paradise Coasts of Florida

Dee, if I walked away I would not be informed.  When impossibilities are touted or numbers don't add up these let the message through without being caught up in the mire and let the speaker know that it's not healthy to sling it.  <*(((-{   

Apr 12, 2012 11:20 PM #18
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Ginny Gorman
RI Real Estate Services ~ 401-529-7849~ RI Waterfront Real Estate - North Kingstown, RI
Homes for Sale in North Kingstown RI and beyond

Kevin, you never cease to amaze me ...i'll have to show everyone in my office...i think these are truly useful!

Apr 15, 2012 12:38 AM #19
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Kevin J. May
Florida Supreme Realty - Hobe Sound, FL
Serving the Treasure & Paradise Coasts of Florida

Ginny, they're not just for politics anymore!

Apr 15, 2012 12:53 AM #20
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Renée Donohue~Home Photography
Savvy Home Pix - Allegan, MI
Western Michigan Real Estate Photographer

MUHAHAHAHA!  I need those all day long!  How the heck are you Kevin?

Apr 18, 2012 09:20 AM #21
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Renée Donohue~Home Photography
Savvy Home Pix - Allegan, MI
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New blog post please!  Fyi, your last comment cracked me up with Granada ;)

Jun 07, 2012 10:11 AM #22
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Kevin J. May
Florida Supreme Realty - Hobe Sound, FL
Serving the Treasure & Paradise Coasts of Florida

I am getting to it ShackDiva.  A Naples market report update or two.

Jun 08, 2012 12:22 AM #23
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