Never Shop Toooo Early!!!

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It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner, "What are you charged with?"

"Doing my Christmas shopping early", replied the defendant.

"That's no offense", said the judge. "How early were you doing this shopping?"

"Before the store opened.

Posted by


John Wingate | Maryland Realtor

Salisbury Maryland Realtor   


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John Wingate is a Maryland real estate agent with Exit Shore Realty in Salisbury, MD. John will be helpful with your real estate needs in Somerset County, Wicomico County and Worecester County, MD.

Comments (8)

Wale Adewoyin
1st Crown Realty Corporation 503-512-6200 - Saint Helens, OR

LOL. Thats called breaking and entry. Have a happy holiday.

Dec 26, 2011 02:01 AM
Fernando Herboso - Associate Broker MD, & VA
Maxus Realty Group of Samson Properties - Clarksburg, MD
301-246-0001 Serving Maryland, DC and Northern VA

I bet the prices were unbelievable. . 

Thank you for the laugh. .have a nice day!

Dec 26, 2011 02:07 AM
Rob D. Shepherd
RETIRED - Florence, OR

Definitely too early and naming your own discounts was a large part of the problem.

Dec 26, 2011 02:33 AM
John Wingate
EXIT Shore Realty - Salisbury, MD
Salisbury MD Real Estate, 302.339.5185, Salisbury, MD Homes

I believe I can think a few better times to shop :)

Dec 26, 2011 02:36 AM
Roy Kelley
Retired - Gaithersburg, MD

It is never too early to shop for real estate bargains.  Enjoy the holidays!


Longwood Gardens IMG_2181

Photograph by Roy Kelley using a Canon PowerShot G11 camera.

Roy and Dolores Kelley Photographs

Dec 26, 2011 02:46 AM
Karen Hawkins, MBA - Langley & Surrey, BC
Royal Pro Real Estate Network - Langley, BC

Very cute, John...hmm, I wonder if that excuse will work for the Boxing Day sales...?

Dec 26, 2011 05:57 AM
John Wingate
EXIT Shore Realty - Salisbury, MD
Salisbury MD Real Estate, 302.339.5185, Salisbury, MD Homes

You can always try and see if it works lol I am taking a wild guess and no lol

Dec 26, 2011 06:47 AM
Joan Valverde
HomeSmart - Colorado Springs, CO
GRI,CDPE,CNE,MRP,SRES Colo Sprgs, Blk Forest, Monu

John, this is great.  I will have to share with my son whom is a Police Officer.  lol  Today here in Colorado at 8am three T-Mobile stores were broke into.....  crazy people.  Have a great day.

Dec 26, 2011 09:57 AM