NO it's not too early to come up with Christmas Presents

By
Commercial Real Estate Agent

Great Gag gifts the entire family can enjoy!!  Do you have that oddball uncle who enjoys getting the gag gift every year?  Last year it was a moose that poops Jelly Beans, the year before he got my mother combat boots.  It never ends, so this year I thought I'd try to get prepared....I'm searching out Christmas gag gifts.

Here is my current list - and I'm hoping you can add to it as we look for the best option!!!

GIFT NOT INCLUDED
I bought two AA batteries, put them in a box with a note saying "Gift not included"

HOME EXERCISER
The home exerciser is a block of wood with this saying printed on paper glued to it.

HOME EXERCISER
1. Place in middle of the floor
2. Walk around it two times
3. Rest, you've just walked around the block two times.

STRAW HAT
Put some straw in a zip-loc bag and attach a tag that reads "Straw Hat -- Assembly Required"

PUZZLE
Sawdust in a small zip lock bag labeled "Expert Jigsaw Puzzle"

MAGIC WEIGHT LOSS BEANS
1 Remove beans from bag.
2 Throw them on the floor.
3 Bend down and pick up each bean.
4 Repeat hourly as needed.

FURNITURE KIT

An acorn in a bag with note that says: plant and in 40 or so years cut down and make your own oak furniture.

BELLY BUTTON CLEANER

 a piece of pipe cleaner that is curved at end to look something like a toilet bowl brush.

Ryan Haddock

www.soundadvisors.net

Comments (2)

Aili Stone
Stanmor Realty, Co - Eastlake, OH

 

 Ryan,

OMG, That is absolutely to funny.. I really did need to laugh today!

Nov 12, 2007 11:24 AM
Tina Maraj
RE/MAX One - Fullerton, CA
Celebrating 30 Years of Real Estate Sales
Pretty funny. I like the gift not included. That will be many realtors this year!
Nov 13, 2007 02:54 AM

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