Something may have been rotten in the State of Denmark, but the MLS isn’t smelling much better. Check out these stinkers and clinkers from the MLS and other real estate ads if you’re in the mood for a few giggles:
Something Seems Amiss…
“One moth incentive” (Do you wave wool sweaters before their little eyes?)
“Come see a good hose” (All I see is a dumb hoser.)
“This yer special” (Aww, yer special, too… in a really slow kind of way.)
“Ice cram served” (That’s even too kinky for me…and I live in L.A.!)
“$10k bonus to close end” (Have you tried the “ice cram”? That oughta close your end!)
Now I’m really Confused
“Drawwing for fre tip” (Here’s a “fre tip”: Try removing your baseball mitt when you type.)
“Out with the old, usher in the mew” (Interesting - ice the old broad and then buy a cat?)
“Prussians can stay” (…So said the Germans, but how’s that workin’ out for ‘em now?)
“Dog hole will be fixed” (I believe it’s their protrusions that require alteration…)
“Turn R at chich” (…Got stoned with Chong?)
“Water dramage” (That’s what I said to the bartender when he put too much water in my scotch.)
“Too mush to desscribe” (That’s what I said when he bent over in his tight jeans.)
This Week’s Faves:
“Windy path” (You must be describing my Uncle Paddy’s boxer shorts.)
"Expel the best" (I believe that is an Irish farting game, no?)
“Invisible wall of gass” (That’s what we call my Uncle Paddy after a few beers and a sausage.)
That's all until next Friday, folks. In the meantime - Spell and Sell!
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