Monster Meme Madness

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Real Estate Agent with Downing-Frye Realty, Bonita Springs, FL 676419

Maureen Francis & Dmitry Koublitsky  memed me.  Marc Blasi and Jason Price are going to have a field day.  My mother will be so pleased to know there are topless photos of me on the web.  Angus, it's a holstein, but is it Moos-that's-fit-to-print?

 

  1. I grew up on a farm.  A real farm girl. I can milk a cow, skin a deer and start fire without a match.  I don't know why I haven't been snapped up by some lucky man.

2.  My real first name is Chris. Just Chris, no *tine *tina or *ty at the end.  I was named after a dog.  A farm dog, no less.  I was told the dog was very low maintenance.  Because of my name people always expect a man.  Telemarketers always ask for Mr. Chris Griffith.  I promptly explain that he was killed in a car accident last week, they should take him off the list.  (they started it) 

dog

3.  I had a head injury when I was about 6 years old.  It whiped the first 6 years of the slate clean!  I remember nothing, nada, zip.

pumpkin

4.  At the carnival "guess the weight" attraction, I always win.  I'm secretly 25 lbs heavier than I look.  I'm a freak of nature with lead bones and a bad golfing gene.

5.  I don't eat meat.  There are a few things I quit eating after I got off the farm.  Lima beans, beats and anything with eyes.  I'm all grown up so I don't have to eat that crap anymore. 

I had to add a 6th, Because Michele Connors had to trump us with her multiple kidney secret. I have 5 wisdom teeth.  I guess THAT EXPLAINS EVERYTHING! 

 

 

I'm Tagging Marc Blasi, David Matney, & Jason Price

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Jeff Belonger
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Are they clean though?   Or do they have lots of hay in between the toes. lol
Dec 19, 2006 05:49 AM #28
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Sharon Brown
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I love your posting!  I'm new to the Rain and glad yours was one of the first blogs I viewed!! 

Dec 19, 2006 06:15 AM #29
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Chris Griffith
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No hay!  No DooDee. 
Dec 19, 2006 06:18 AM #30
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Jeff Belonger
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doodee?   lol    Well, I was using hay to keep it clean....  ;o)
Dec 19, 2006 07:07 AM #31
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Michele Connors
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Hay there! I just wanted to comment here since you cant outdo my kidney post!    LOL

The more I read about you the more I love you! I too was topless (as you were) for most of my childhood. I was an only child that grew up on a block full of boys...my opinion was if they got to run around topless, so did I . Dad made me start wearing shirts somewhere along the way, but, hay- I did stay barefoot and admit the doodee between the toes will happen to the best of us- when you least expect it!!!!

had to make you laugh this morning!  I am off to shop - all day- I am way behind ....so I'll catch ya later!!!

 

 

Dec 20, 2006 12:17 AM #32
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Jessica Hughes
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Chris, you are my kinda girl!  Very funny stuff.
Dec 22, 2006 07:13 PM #33
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The Meme revisited.  Chris, I'm so glad you pointed this out.  You are soooooo funny. 
Mar 19, 2007 11:03 PM #34
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Midori Miller
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Chris-this is great stuff!  thanks for sharing this with all of us.  Oh, 5 wisdom teeth, YIKES!
Mar 23, 2007 06:50 AM #35
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Randy Young
Greenwood King Properties - Rosenberg, TX

Okay, I'm still trying to feel my way around AR and I know it's been awhile since anyone has commented in here, but your response on #2 made me hit the foor, Chris. Thanks for the laugh, I needed it.

May 31, 2007 11:01 AM #36
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Chris Griffith
Downing-Frye Realty, Bonita Springs, FL - Bonita Springs, FL
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I'll be playing this club all week, Randy.  Stop back!  ::: rim shot :::
May 31, 2007 12:01 PM #37
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Karen Rice
Davis R. Chant, REALTORS - Hawley, PA
Northeast PA & Lake Wallenpaupack Home Sales

I LOVE THIS MEME!!!

sorry I can't come up with anything more profound, I'm  starting to finally run out of  things to say.   

 

Aug 27, 2007 01:17 PM #38
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Chris Griffith
Downing-Frye Realty, Bonita Springs, FL - Bonita Springs, FL
Bonita Springs Listing Agent

Thanks Karen!  LOL  Too much information, huh?  Hey, if you get a minute read and comment on this newbie's meme:  http://activerain.com/blogsview/192577/It-s-what-I

 

Sep 03, 2007 02:43 AM #39
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Chris Griffith
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I just re-read the comments.  This was a fun time when the meme's first came around.
Sep 05, 2007 04:04 AM #40
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Jennifer Monroe
Savvy + Company Real Estate - Charlotte, NC
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Great meme Chris! I don't eat meat either and also have lead bones. You seem so adorable, so I also wonder why you haven't been snapped up by some lucky man :) 

p.s. the word I have to type below is "mate" - is that a sign?? 

Sep 09, 2007 04:02 AM #41
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Chris Griffith
Downing-Frye Realty, Bonita Springs, FL - Bonita Springs, FL
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Due to recent current events, I am currently contemplating a life of celibacy.  LOL 

Sep 09, 2007 04:05 AM #42
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Bob Carney
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Ahh...a topless Realtor!!!  Finally!!!  my search is over!
Oct 19, 2007 01:59 AM #43
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Chris Griffith
Downing-Frye Realty, Bonita Springs, FL - Bonita Springs, FL
Bonita Springs Listing Agent

They're real, too!

 

*moosewood*

Oct 19, 2007 02:13 AM #44
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Chris:

That was great.  You have a wonderful sense of humor.  I love messing with the telemarketers too.  I always start telling them about properties that I have listed and how I can them pre-approved for no money down and 400 credit score.  All they have to do is give me their social and a visa number.  They tend to get very upset about this....=[
Oct 19, 2007 02:20 AM #45
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Chris Griffith
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Bonita Springs Listing Agent
Awesome~!
Oct 19, 2007 02:22 AM #46
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Chris Griffith
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Thank you for stopping in.

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