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Dog For Sale!(Today's Funny!)

By BLR Guy

Real Estate Broker/Owner with BLRGUY(Beach & Luxury Realty Inc)

November 17, 2007 10:42 PM

I thought that you might enjoy this. Make sure you read what it says below the picture.

Dog For Sale : OR free to good home.
Answers to the name of Dolly.
Excellent guard dog.
Owner cannot afford to feed her anymore, as there are no more thieves, murderers, rapists or molesters left in the neighborhood for her to eat.
Most of them knew her as ' holy sh*t!! '
Your help will be appreciated.

Disclaimer:This is not an actual ad....Dolly has a good home:)

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Wayne Miller

San Diego, CA

Wow, that is a big dog. I guess I wouldn't think of bringing that dog to an open house...lol.

Nov 18, 2007 02:31 AM

Erin Stumpf (Attardi)

Coldwell Banker - Sacramento, CA

916-342-1372 / DRE# 01706589 Sacramento, CA

What a great dog! Do you have any idea what breed she is? She must weigh 200lbs!?

Nov 18, 2007 03:58 AM

Cris Burlew

Beach & Luxury Realty, Inc. - Saint Pete Beach, FL

Broker ~ St Pete Beach FL Real Estate

Very funny and what a cute dog. I wouldn't want her food bill either! She would be one reason NOT to go near the house...great guard dog.

Nov 18, 2007 04:21 AM

Brigita McKelvie, Associate Broker

Cindy Stys Equestrian and Country Properties, Ltd. - Lehigh Valley, PA

The Broker with horse sense and no horsing around

That is some dog! Is there room for it in the house? Looks like it's the size of a horse.

Nov 18, 2007 07:32 AM

BLR Guy

BLRGUY(Beach & Luxury Realty Inc) - Saint Pete Beach, FL

Danny...I wish you had pictures of that one...LOL

Nov 18, 2007 08:04 AM

BLR Guy

BLRGUY(Beach & Luxury Realty Inc) - Saint Pete Beach, FL

Thanks Mehmet!

Nov 18, 2007 08:05 AM

BLR Guy

BLRGUY(Beach & Luxury Realty Inc) - Saint Pete Beach, FL

Why not Wayne?Corner some buyers..make them sign a purchase agreement while the dog is sitting on them....LOL

Nov 18, 2007 08:06 AM

BLR Guy

BLRGUY(Beach & Luxury Realty Inc) - Saint Pete Beach, FL

I have no idea Erin...at that size..she can be any kind of dog she wants to be...LOL

Nov 18, 2007 08:07 AM

BLR Guy

BLRGUY(Beach & Luxury Realty Inc) - Saint Pete Beach, FL

Cris..as you know..Looks can be deceiving...she is probably a lover not a fighter...LOL

Nov 18, 2007 08:08 AM

BLR Guy

BLRGUY(Beach & Luxury Realty Inc) - Saint Pete Beach, FL

Brigita..it would be a good reason to sell them a new house;)

Nov 18, 2007 08:08 AM

Leon Austin

Mobile Notary Services - Colorado Springs, CO

Colorado Springs Mobile Notary

I don't think I have ever seen a dog that big before. If I saw it in person I think I too would call it 'holy ...'.

Nov 18, 2007 08:43 PM

BLR Guy

BLRGUY(Beach & Luxury Realty Inc) - Saint Pete Beach, FL

LOL..I am with you Leon!

Nov 18, 2007 09:28 PM

Linda Reynolds

Bradenton Real Estate - Linda Reynolds - Bradenton, FL

Bradenton Real Estate

WOW that is the biggest dog I have ever seen. I don't want to even think about what it costs to feed her.

Nov 18, 2007 10:46 PM

BLR Guy

BLRGUY(Beach & Luxury Realty Inc) - Saint Pete Beach, FL

Linda,whatever or whoever she eats probably doesn't even fill her up!LOL

Nov 18, 2007 11:08 PM

Todd and Danielle Millar

Glenn Simon Inc. - Edmonton, AB

Nineteen years of excellence!

That dog is unbelievable! I wouldn't want to meet it at night.

Nov 19, 2007 05:53 PM

BLR Guy

BLRGUY(Beach & Luxury Realty Inc) - Saint Pete Beach, FL

Just hope she never sits on you Todd...LOL

Nov 19, 2007 08:45 PM

Jennifer Bowman

Berkshire Hathaway Home Services Beach Properties of Florida - Panama City, FL

WOW girl you must have a HUGE food bill for that one! My girl friend has two Bull Mastiffs but I can't say they are that big. Maybe both together.

Nov 24, 2007 01:14 PM

BLR Guy

BLRGUY(Beach & Luxury Realty Inc) - Saint Pete Beach, FL

I have never seen a dog that big before...I know a few realtors we could feed her...LOL

Nov 24, 2007 09:38 PM

Dionne Morgan

Realty World Solano Realty - Vallejo, CA

Broker REALTOR ,GRI, e-PRO

Wow! I would be concern with his diet. I would not want to be around if Dolly regurgitated the bad guys(lol).

Dec 01, 2007 06:44 AM

BLR Guy

BLRGUY(Beach & Luxury Realty Inc) - Saint Pete Beach, FL

LOL...You are right Dionne....that would be a major mess!LOL

Dec 01, 2007 10:26 AM

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