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The Year's First Christmas Joke!

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Real Estate Broker/Owner with BLRGUY(Beach & Luxury Realty Inc)

Tis the season to be jolly...so here is This Year's First Christmas Joke!

 

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the
 pearly gates.

'In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said,'You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.'

The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter.
He flicked it on. 'It represents a candle', he said.

'You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said.

The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys.
He shook them and said, 'They're bells.'

Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'.

The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and
finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.

St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And
just what do those symbolize?'

The man replied, 'These are Carols.'

And So The Christmas Season Begins......

BLR Guy
BLRGUY(Beach & Luxury Realty Inc) - Saint Pete Beach, FL
Yes you do B,BJ and Paul Harvey...LOL
Nov 22, 2007 11:56 PM
BLR Guy
BLRGUY(Beach & Luxury Realty Inc) - Saint Pete Beach, FL
LOL..You are so right Charles!
Nov 22, 2007 11:57 PM
Keith Hoffman
1st Advantage Mortgage - Lombard, IL
1st Advantage Mortgage - Residential Mortgage Specialist

Always good to hear this one! Thanks for the smile this day after Thanksgiving.

Pumpkin Pie

Nov 23, 2007 01:25 AM
Marc Grossman
Marc It Sold! - Longwood, FL
GRI, Greater Orlando Real Estate Broker
Funny, and now it begins...
Nov 23, 2007 02:16 AM
BLR Guy
BLRGUY(Beach & Luxury Realty Inc) - Saint Pete Beach, FL
You are welcome Keith!
Nov 23, 2007 04:17 AM
BLR Guy
BLRGUY(Beach & Luxury Realty Inc) - Saint Pete Beach, FL
Yes,it sure does Marc...LOL
Nov 23, 2007 04:17 AM
Melissa Grant
A Serendipity World - Greenbackville, VA
The Law of Attraction In Life & Business
Oh my....and Christmas starts already ! I am still trying to run off the thousands of calories I ate yesterday and now we are onto Christmas and a thousand more calories....think I will put South Beach Diet on my Christmas list ! Great joke as always ! But hey, give me time, man ! lol
Nov 23, 2007 08:36 AM
BLR Guy
BLRGUY(Beach & Luxury Realty Inc) - Saint Pete Beach, FL
LOL Melissa!It is Christmas year round at my house....so I am ready to go!LOL
Nov 23, 2007 08:46 AM
Wayne Miller
San Diego, CA

Funny joke BLR Guy, I just hope when you meet Saint Peter that you have a copy of all your joke blogs.  Oh, wait a minute,  you might be seeing the other guy...LOL. 

Nov 23, 2007 10:43 AM
BLR Guy
BLRGUY(Beach & Luxury Realty Inc) - Saint Pete Beach, FL
What other guy?;/
Nov 23, 2007 11:11 AM
Cris Burlew
Beach & Luxury Realty, Inc. - Saint Pete Beach, FL
Broker ~ St Pete Beach FL Real Estate
Very funny and a great way to start the day after Thanksgiving! Looking forward to more Christmas jokes :)
Nov 23, 2007 01:37 PM
Wayne Miller
San Diego, CA
Satan...
Nov 23, 2007 01:47 PM
BLR Guy
BLRGUY(Beach & Luxury Realty Inc) - Saint Pete Beach, FL
And you know they are coming Cris!:)
Nov 23, 2007 09:57 PM
BLR Guy
BLRGUY(Beach & Luxury Realty Inc) - Saint Pete Beach, FL
Satan?You don't like me much Wayne do you?
Nov 23, 2007 09:58 PM
Brigita McKelvie, Associate Broker
Cindy Stys Equestrian and Country Properties, Ltd. - Lehigh Valley, PA
The Broker with horse sense and no horsing around
That was a good one.  Hard to believe it is the Christmas season already.  Where did this year go?
Nov 24, 2007 12:18 AM
Wayne Miller
San Diego, CA

Now now BLR Guy, it was only a JOKE.  Besides, you're my favorite AR friend.

Nov 24, 2007 09:13 AM
BLR Guy
BLRGUY(Beach & Luxury Realty Inc) - Saint Pete Beach, FL
I know Brigita...it has sure flown by...but thankfully we skip every other birthday now:) LOL
Nov 24, 2007 09:39 AM
BLR Guy
BLRGUY(Beach & Luxury Realty Inc) - Saint Pete Beach, FL
OK Wayne...I will remind you of that when I am next in Naples;)
Nov 24, 2007 09:40 AM
Danny Thornton
R & D Art - Knoxville, TN
WordPress Guru
Rick, you are so not right. But I love it. Keep em coming.
Nov 25, 2007 03:43 AM
BLR Guy
BLRGUY(Beach & Luxury Realty Inc) - Saint Pete Beach, FL
LOL Danny..that isn't the first time I have heard that!
Nov 25, 2007 04:17 AM