Thursday'ss Funnyyyyy

A guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked, 'How long before I can get a haircut?**** The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, 'About 2 hours.' The guy left.**** A few days later, the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked,**** 'How long before I can get a haircut?'**** The barber looked around at the shop and said, 'About 3 hours.' The guy left .**** A week later, the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, 'How long before I can get a haircut? **** The barber looked around the shop and said, 'About an hour and a half.’ The guy left.**** **** The barber turned to his friend and said, 'Hey, Bob , do me a favor... Follow him and see where he goes.**** He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but he never comes back.'**** A little while later, Bob returned to the shop, laughing hysterically.**** **** The barber asked, 'So, where does he go when he leaves?' **** Bob looked up, wiped the tears from his eyes and said, 'Your house!'***